Short Riddles Flashcards
What New York building has the most stories?
The public library.
The more I take, the more I leave behind, what am i?
Footsteps
A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds; what must you add to make it weigh 12 pounds?
Holes
What can run but never walks, what has a mouth but never speaks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi
What starts with P ends with E and has a million letters in it?
A post office
What is bigger when it is upside down?
The number 6
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has four A’s and one B.
Whats coming but never comes?
Tomorrow
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet
Why is it difficult to open a piano?
Because all the keys are inside.
What kind of button won’t unbutton?
Bellybutton
What can you serve but never eat?
A volleyball.
When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you are eating a watermelon.
What is the science of shopping called?
BUY-ology
Which two days of the week start with the letter T?
Today and Tomorrow
Whats long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine!
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What lies on its back a hundred feet off the ground?
A dead centipede.
Why did the tortoise cross the road?
To get to a shell station
What clothes does a house wear?
Address
What country makes you shiver?
Chile
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey
Which snakes are found on cars?
Windshield Vipers
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone
I have four fingers and a thumb, Yet flesh and blood I have none. What am I?
A pair of gloves
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart, with the bottom rung resting on the water’s surface. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
It will never cover the ladder, because as the water rises so will the floating ship.
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?
Eyelashes
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck
What room has no windows and no doors?
Mushrooms