3Idiots - 1 Flashcards
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Hello?
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Yes?
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What?
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Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone.
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Just one sec, please.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me…
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Sir, please sit down.
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Captain, there’s a medical emergency.
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A passenger has just fallen down in the aisle.
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Delhi, Air lndia 101 returning due to medical emergency.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Hold on!
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l’m fine now, thanks. Carry on, please.
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Wait.
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- Get the car! - Mr. Dhillon?
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Want the name tattooed? Get the car.
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To the hotel, sir?
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Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar.
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Step on the gas, dude!
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Yeah, Farhan?
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Get ready. l’ll pick you up in five minutes.
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What happened?
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Chatur called. Remember him?
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The ‘Silencer’?
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Yeah.
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He said Rancho is coming.
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What?
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He said - Come to the campus at 8. On the tank.
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Oh shucks!
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Hurry!
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Ok.
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Honey, l’ll be back soon. Oh, shoes.
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We found our buddy.
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What?
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Tell me later - bye.
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You forgot your pants.
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Now to the hotel sir?
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Yes, but via Imperial College of Engineering.
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Ok sir.
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Forgot my socks.
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More than just your socks…
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your pants.
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Oh no.
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Now get my brother from the airport
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Same last name - Dhillon
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This is Dhillon. Where’s my cab? On the runway?
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Hey Rancho
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Hey Chatur, where’s Rancho?
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Rancho
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Where’s Rancho?
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Welcome, idiots
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Some ‘madeira’ for you?
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The same rum you guzzled those days.
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Have a drink.
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Where is Rancho?
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Patience. First look at this
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Don’t eye my wife. Check out the mansion behind, idiots
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$ 3.5 million
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Swimming pool - heated!
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Living room - maple wood flooring
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My new Lamborghini 6496 cc -
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very fast.
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Why’re you showing us all this?
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Forgot?
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What’s this?
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‘5th September’. Today’s date
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l challenge you
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We’ll meet again after ten years
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Same day. Same place
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We’ll see who’s more successful
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Have the balls? C’mon, bet!
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Remember? l’d challenged that idiot right here
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l kept my promise. l’m back
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Jackass! l aborted a flight, he forgot his pants
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all to meet Rancho
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5 years we’ve searched. Don’t know if he’s alive
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and you think he’ll show up for your silly bet
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l know he won’t show up
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You gonna break his jaw or should l
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So why’d you call us here?
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To meet Rancho.
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Come and see where l’ve reached and where he rots
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So you know where Rancho is?
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Yes.
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Where?
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He is in Shimla.
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Free as the wind was he
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Like a soaring kite was he
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Where did he go… let’s find him
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Free as the wind was he
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Like a soaring kite was he
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Where did he go… let’s find him
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We were led by the path we took
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While he carved a path of his own
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Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he
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We fretted about the morrow
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He simply reveled in today
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Living each moment to the fullest
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Where did he come from…
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He who touched our hearts and vanished…
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Where did he go… let’s find him
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ln scorching Sun, he was like a patch of shade…
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ln an endless desert, like an oasis…
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On a bruised heart, like soothing balm was he
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Afraid, we stayed confined in the well
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Fearless, he frolicked in the river
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Never hesitating to swim against the tide
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He wandered lonesome as a cloud
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… Yet he was our dearest friend
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Where did he go… let’s find him
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Rancho
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Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
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He was as unique as his name
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From birth we were taught - Life is a race
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Run fast or you’ll be trampled
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Even to be born, one had to race 300 million sperms
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- l was born at 5.15 pm
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At 5.16, my father announced
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My son will be an engineer. - Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. Engineer
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And my fate was sealed
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What l wanted to be… no one asked
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Raju Rastogi… Ranchoddas Chanchad
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Room number?
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D-26
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C’mon
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l’m Man Mohan. MM
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These engineers call me Millimeter
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For eggs, bread, milk, laundry
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finishing journals, copying assignments
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l’m your guy. Fixed rates. No bargaining
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Hey wait, hold this
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Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte and their mother Gigabyte
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Go ahead, click - this family doesn’t bite.
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Check him out… another God-fearing soul.
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- Hi. Farhan Qureshi. - l’m Raju Rastogi.
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Don’t worry.
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a few days here and he’ll lose faith in God.
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Then naked babes will be on the wall, and he’ll say -
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Oh God, give me one chance with her
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Get out of here.
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Four bucks. Two per bag.
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Here’s five. Keep the change.
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Thanks boss. For your tip, here’s one in return -
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Wear your best underwear tonight.
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Why?
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Your Majesty, thou art great
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Accept this humble offering
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Ha… here’s a He-Man
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What a pretty piece. Cute and compact
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A campus tradition - On Day 1…
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Freshmen must pay their respects to Seniors
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in their underwear.
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This is when we first saw Rancho
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Spiderman
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Batman
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Fresh meat
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Greetings. Drop your pants, get stamped
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Name?
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‘Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad’
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What a mouthful! Needs serious cramming
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Come on - pants off
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Being stubborn?
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Wet pants not good, kiddo. Take them off
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- Aall izz well. - What’s that?
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Aall izz well.
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What did he say?
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Someone tell him. Hey James Bond.
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Make him understand.
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Take off your pants or they are going to piss on you.
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Hey 007! Ashamed to speak Hindi?
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Sorry sir, l was born in Uganda, studied in Pondicherry
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so little slow in Hindi
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So explain slowly. No hurry
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Feeling cold?
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Pray undress
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or he’ll do ‘urine-expulsion’ on you
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Calls pissing ‘urine-expulsion’!
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A true linguist in the land of engineers!
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Hey, come out of there
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Come out or…
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or l’ll do ‘urine-expulsion’ on your door
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lf you aren’t out by the count of ten
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l’ll do ‘urine-expulsion’ on your door all semester
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Seven
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Eight
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Nine
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Ten
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Salt water is a great conductor of electricity. 8th Grade Physics
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We had studied it. He applied it
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Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe was the Director of lCE
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Students called him Virus, computer Virus
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Virus on the way, with eggs
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Freshmen are summoned. Come quickly