Chingar

Question 1

Different uses of “chingar”

Answer 1

1. chingaquedito - passive aggressive
2. chingue su madre - fuck it
3. ah chinga - interesting / huh
4. un chingo - a shitload or fuckton
5. chingarse - to eat, to drink, to have
6. qué chingaos - what the hell (cómo, por qué, dónde, quién, cuándo)
7. no chingues - are you fucking kiddin me? no fucking way! fuck! damnit!
8. al chingadazo - done very quickly, not paying attention to detail

Question 2

My aunt Jane won’t say things to your face but she’s passive aggressive

Answer 2

Mi tía Juana no te dice las cosas a la cara pero es chingaquedito

Question 3

passive aggressive people bother me, I’d rather have them scream at me.

Answer 3

Me molesta la gente chingaquedito, prefiero que me griten.

Question 4

Fuck it, I’m going to the party without an invitation

Answer 4

Chingue su madre, voy a ir a la fiesta sin invitación

Question 5

• Felipe, I don’t have change to pay you for the tortillas.
• Fuck it, pay me later.

Answer 5

• Felipe no tengo cambio para pagarte las tortillas.
• Chingue su madre, me lo pasas luego.

Question 6

Huh, they closed the music store and they opened an Oxxo.

Answer 6

Ah chinga, cerraron la tienda de música y pusieron un Oxxo.

Question 7

Huh, where did I leave my keys?

Answer 7

Ah chinga ¿dónde habré dejado mis llaves?

Question 8

Pablo Escobar had a shitload of money buried.

Answer 8

Pablo Escobar tenía un chingo de dinero enterrado.

Question 9

There’s a fuckton of mosquitos in the summer.

Answer 9

Hay un chingo de mosquitos en el verano.

Question 10

Yesterday I had a sandwich at Popeyes and it disappointed me.

Answer 10

Ayer me chingué un sandwich en Popeyes y me decepcionó.

Question 11

You’re a pig, you ate two pounds of pastor meat.

Answer 11

Eres un cerdo, te chingaste dos libras de carne al pastor.

Question 12

What the hell are you talking about?

Answer 12

¡De qué chingaos estás hablando!

Question 13

Where the hell did I leave my beer?

Answer 13

¿Dónde chingaos dejé mi chela?

Question 14

Damn it! It’s raining and the wedding is about to start.

Answer 14

¡No chingues! Ya empezó a llover y va empezar la boda.

Question 15

• Hey, I’m not gonna be able to pick you up at the airport.
• Are you fucking kidding me bro? I don’t have money for a cab.

Answer 15

• Oye, no voy a poder ir por ti al aeropuerto
• No chingues güey, no tengo dinero para el taxi.

Question 16

Don’t do a half assed job, make an effort.

Answer 16

No hagas tu trabajo al chingadazo, échale ganas.

Question 17

My girlfriend tells me that I half-ass everything.

Answer 17

Mi novia me dice que hago las cosas al chingadazo.

Question 18

Fuck it, we’ll do it live!

Answer 18

Chingue su madre, ¡lo haremos en vivo!

Question 19

Interesting, I didn’t know Elon Musk was born in South Africa.

Answer 19

Ah chinga, no sabía que Elon Musk nació en Sudáfrica.

Question 20

What the hell happened at the Iowa Caucus?

Answer 20

¿Qué chingaos pasó en el Caucus de Iowa?

Question 21

Are you fucking kidding me bro? You said you were going to pay me this week

Answer 21

No chingues güey! ¡Dijiste que ibas a pagarme esta semana!

Question 22

My girlfriend’s aunt is so passive aggressive, she’s always asking awkward questions.

Answer 22

La tía de mi novia es bien chingaquedito, siempre anda haciendo preguntas incómodas.

Question 23

Donald Trump has a fuckton of supporters in the midwest.

Answer 23

Donald Trump tiene un chingo de seguidores en el midwest.

Question 24

My cycling team and I had thirty tamales after the race.

Answer 24

Mi equipo de ciclismo y yo nos chingamos treinta tamales después de la carrera.

Question 25

Gabriel half assedly cleaned his room and didn’t pick up his clothes.

Answer 25

Gabriel limpió su cuarto al chingadazo y no levantó su ropa.

Question 26

Damn it, it’s starting to rain.

Answer 26

No chingues, ya empezó a llover.

Question 27

Teodore half assed the exam and he failed.

Answer 27

Teodoro hizo el examen al chingadazo y reprobó.