Epigrams: Two to Tango

Question 1

Lets respect each other’s views;

Answer 1

no matter how wrong yours may be.

Question 2

You’ll never know how much I appreciate you

Answer 2

because I’ll probably never tell you

Question 3

Thank you for leaving me alone

Answer 3

but please don’t overdo it

Question 4

Thank you for trusting me

Answer 4

it shows you have excellent judgement

Question 5

What is it like

Answer 5

to be you?

Question 6

I’ll be glad to discuss the problem

Answer 6

as soon as you remove your hands from my throat

Question 7

But how do I honestly know

Answer 7

you honestly want me to be honest

Question 8

Its no good agreeing with a person

Answer 8

who can’t make up their own mind

Question 9

My thoughts are free to go anywhere

Answer 9

but its surprising how often they head in your direction

Question 10

Oh how can I regret that I devote

Answer 10

my entire life to you and your problems

Question 11

Don’t change a thing

Answer 11

I like your inferiority just the way it is.

Question 12

If I can’t have your full support

Answer 12

can I request a little less of your opposition?

Question 13

Never resist a mad impulse

Answer 13

to do something nice for me

Question 14

I very much want to understand you

Answer 14

because that would be a totally new experience

Question 15

Liking who you are is sometimes

Answer 15

much easier for me that liking what you do

Question 16

I have right to ruin my life

Answer 16

but you have no right to help me do it.

Question 17

Anybody who behaved normally all of the time

Answer 17

wouldn’t be completely normal