Ending #9 (Georg)

Question 1

*Lights up

Answer 1

Well, Mrs. Uno, I hate to tell you, but your husband has been murdered.

Question 2

MRS. UNO

Murdered?

Answer 2

Exactly. But not to worry, because I know exactly who the killer is. And I can prove it.

Question 3

DAPHNE

How could you?!

*It wasn’t me…

Answer 3

It wasn’t me! I just said I could prove who the actual killer was!

Question 4

ISIS

This is ridiculous, let Beasly speak. He knows who the killer is!

Answer 4

Thank you. The killer is… Georg!

Question 5

CHARLOTTE

How is that possible!

*He was the only one out of the room…

Answer 5

He was the only one out of the room when Bilkem was killed - he was the only one who could have moved Mr. Uno’s body, and he is vaguely eastern European, and everyone knows they are frequently the villians in Hollywood movies.

Question 6

TARRAGON

That’s where I live.

*The only…

Answer 6

The only thing I need to know, Georg, is why.

Question 7

GENERAL

Because he’s not a pansy, you twit!

*muffled

Answer 7

What?

Question 8

GENERAL

I said he’s not a pansy!

*2nd muffled

Answer 8

I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

Question 9

GEORG

Well who didn’t like my cooking then?

*I thought…

Answer 9

I thought they were quite tasty.

Question 10

TARRAGON

This always happens! I try to make a pun using my name and it always backfires! Why?! Why, God, why?!

Answer 10

All right, Georg, we’re going down to the police department. Are you going to go quietly?