Ending #11 (Professor Beasly)

Question 1

*Lights up

Answer 1

Well, Mrs. Uno, I hate to tell you, but your husband has been murdered.

Question 2

MRS. UNO

Murdered?

Answer 2

Exactly. But not to worry, because I know exactly who the killer is. And I can prove it.

Question 3

MRS. UNO

Well? Who did it? Who killed my husband?

Answer 3

I did.

Question 4

CHARLOTTE

Ahhh!

Answer 4

According to his instructions.

Question 5

GENERAL

But why stab, shoot, and bludgeon him?

Answer 5

What?

Question 6

GENERAL

But why - can someone take this stupid gag off?

Answer 6

Take his gag off.

Question 7

GENERAL

Thank you. But why did you shoot, stab, and bludgeon him?

Answer 7

I wanted to make sure he was dead.

Question 8

MRS. UNO

But why would he want you to kill him?

Answer 8

I was hoping you all could tell me.

Question 9

BILKEM

… who sent me here to investigate the rogue actions of one of our mailmen.

Answer 9

Uno.

Question 10

BILKEM

Sorry to disappoint you, General.

*And that brings us…

Answer 10

And that brings us to Mortimer.

Question 11

DAPHNE

Mine said to burn down the house.

Answer 11

Wait a minute. I think he intended for us all to die. Tonight. This was never about blackmail. This was about murder.

*Gets shot

Question 12

MRS. UNO

…Gotta run.

Answer 12

Ouch.

Question 13

DAPHNE

Are you okay?

Answer 13

I just got shot.

Question 14

DAPHNE

That’s just excessive.

Answer 14

Mortimer and Uno… were the only ones… who knew how to get out of here.

Question 15

DAPHNE

He opened the door! Run for it!

*Wait…

Answer 15

Wait! Help me!

Question 16

GENERAL

So itchy.

*Don’t…

Answer 16

Don’t leave me here!

Question 17

DAPHNE

Here hold on to me.

Answer 17

Ooh, that sounds nice.

Question 18

DAPHNE

Now is not the time!

Answer 18

Then maybe I can hold on to you later. Heh heh.