Ending #10 (Mortimer)

Question 1

*Lights up

Answer 1

Well, Mrs. Uno, I hate to tell you, but you’re husband has been murdered.

Question 2

MRS. UNO

Murdered?

Answer 2

Exactly. But not to worry, because I know exactly who the killer is. And I can prove it.

Question 3

*Lightning & thunder

*Before I begin an analysis…

Answer 3

Before I begin an analysis of both the murderer’s motives and opportunities, I would like to take a little time to instruct you on the scientific method. If you’ll have a seat please.

Question 4

*Everyone sits

*According to the scientific method…

Answer 4

According to the scientific method, whenever you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth.

Question 5

*ISIS raises hand

Answer 5

Madame Isis?

Question 6

ISIS

That’s Sherlock Holmes, not the scientific method.

Answer 6

Well aren’t you Madame Smarty-Pants?

Question 7

MRS. UNO

Can’t you just tell us who killed my husband?

*Like the noble caterpillar

Answer 7

Like the noble caterpillar that emerges from its cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, my proof is both carefully constructed and impossible to rush. Needless to say -

Question 8

DAPHNE

Mortimer!

Answer 8

What? How did you know -

Question 9

*Gets stabbed

Answer 9

I think I’ve just been stabbed

*Dies