Ending #4 (Madame Isis) Flashcards
*Lights up
Well, Mrs. Uno, I hate to tell you, but your husband has been murdered.
MRS. UNO
Murdered?
Exactly. But not to worry, because I know exactly who the killer is. And I can prove it.
*Lightning & thunder
It was the BUTLER!!!
GENERAL
You’re an idiot.
*Wait…
Wait, I’m sorry…it was Madame Isis.
ISIS
Oh shut it. I didn’t do it.
Yes you did.
ISIS
No I didn’t.
Yes you did.
*x2 times
ISIS
One Two Three not it!
See you did it.
No I didn’t! And I can prove that you did!
ISIS
No you can’t.
Yes I can.
ISIS
No you can’t (2nd time).
*Stop it! You see everyone…
Stop it! You see everyone, Madame Isis owned a brothel downtown.
CHARLOTTE
Ahhhh!
*A brothel where… (General)
A brothel where the General was a frequent customer.
GENERAL
I wouldn’t say frequent.
*Talk about Charlotte
Where Charlotte used to work.
CHARLOTTE
Yes, that’s true. They sponsored my work visa.
Unfortunately for Madame Isis, this brothel was not exactly on the up-and-up. They catered to the rich, the powerful, the lonely. And Madame Isis had her own blackmail scheme going - where she videotaped the proceedings-
CHARLOTTE
Ahhhh! (2nd time)
*And she was about to launch…
And she was about to launch her own blackmail scheme - only Mr. Uno beat her to it. And of course, he threatened to notify Mortimer Jowls, which everyone knows is the screen name of a senator from this state.
TARRAGON
He’s got big jowls. Kind of like a bulldog.
And that senator would have crashed Madame Isis’s little party.
DAPHNE
Then why kill Bilkem?
*Because…Bilkem’s…
Because…
Bilkem’s note says, “Open a lawsuit against Madame Isis for unfair trade practices.” She had to kill Bilkem, or Bilkem would shut her down.
