Ending #3 (Miss Daphne)

Question 1

*Lights up

Answer 1

Well, Mrs. Uno, I hate to tell you, but your husband has been murdered.

Question 2

MRS. UNO

Murdered?

Answer 2

Exactly. But not to worry, because I know exactly who the killer is. And I can prove it.

Question 3

*Lighting & thunder

Answer 3

And she’s standing in this room right now.

Question 4

*Ladies sit

Answer 4

Well now she’s sitting.

Question 5

*Ladies are about to stand up

Answer 5

It’s Miss Daphne!

Question 6

DAPHNE

Fine! I did it! I killed him!

Answer 6

You couldn’t let him ruin your little narcotics operation, could you?

Question 7

DAPHNE

…I’m not going to waste my youth and looks behind bars!

Answer 7

Well what about me?

Question 8

DAPHNES

Can I go?

Answer 8

Not so fast, Daphne. I think the police will want to hear about what’s been going on here.

Question 9

DAPHNE

I guess I’ll have to tell them what you’re cooking in your basement.

Answer 9

You run along now. Nothing to see here.

*Turn to others & blocks Daphne on “Nothing to see here?”

Question 10

TARRAGON

What? I thought we were supposed to kill her. Well you can’t blame me for that.

Answer 10

I guess not.