Scenes 7 & 8: The Show (pg. 36-41) & Princess and the Frog (pg. 41-47) Flashcards
(Narrator 2 waves his hand. Lights change.)
Can we get some kind of game show theme music please?
Narrator 1: Jeopardy theme song
Not you. The sound guy.
Narrator 1: How’s it going?
Good. Good. Kind of a coincidence that that guy over there knew kung fu, but otherwise, it’s going well.
Narrator 1: Thanks. Never seen that guy before in my life.
Anyway. Continuing on.
Narrator 1: Um…
What?
It’s about time for an intermission, don’t you think?
I didn’t think we were doing an intermission.
Narrator 1: …there’s this pressure and he doesn’t want to get up cause he’s embarrassed, but he really needs to pee.
Fine, we can have an intermission, but we have to have a finale for act one.
Narrator 1: …you and I are gonna be cleaning up that guy’s mess if he has an accident.
Right. Once upon a time. There was a Princess.
Princess: Oh look! I have a ball! Oh whoops I dropped it!
A clumsy princess.
Oh no I kicked it into that pond over there!
A clumsy stupid princess.
Princess: IT’S A TALKING FROG!!!! WHAT THE HECK!!! AHHHH I’M GOING CRAZY! I’m insane now! The animals are talking! Why is God’s universe overthrown!?
And several hours later after she calmed down.
Frog Prince: Look, I’ll let you have your ball back if you let me hang out with you.
He was a lonely frog.
Narrator 1: And they lived happily ever after. But that-
Is just half of our story. Because there is more to come.
Narrator 1: Madness! Death! People eating other people! Things that go bump in the night!
So run to the bathroom. Run! Do not walk! Make a quick cell phone call if you have to! Check your email on your blackberry if you’re addicted to that thing-
