Scene 2: Dirt Poor (pg. 8-16)

Question 1

Narrator 1: There was also a talking fox in there somewhere.

Answer 1

And she was beautiful-

Question 2

Narrator 1: Because apparently no one cares about ugly people.

Answer 2

I care about ugly people.

Question 3

Narrator 1: Well no one cares about you. Anyway, there was a girl.

Answer 3

And she was poor.

Question 4

Girl: Oh I am poor.

Answer 4

Dirt poor.

Question 5

Prince 1: Let’s get married!
Girl: Score!

Answer 5

She grew very rich.

Question 6

Prince 1: Hey look…What are the odds?
Girl: Ha ha! Score!

Answer 6

And she conceived a child.

Question 7

Girl: Whoah! How did that happen?

Answer 7

Well you see kids, when a prince and a princess love each other very much-

Question 8

Girl: What are you prince of, anyway?
Prince 1: Denmark.

Answer 8

But that’s another story.

Question 9

Girl: I’m breathing! How on earth would I not be breathing! I’d be dead if I wasn’t breathing! You need to think before you speak!

Answer 9

The miracle of childbirth.

Question 10

Prince 1: I can see her little head!
Prince 1: Oh it’s so beautiful!

Answer 10

Years passed. And she grew into a beautiful young teenager, Rapunzel.

Question 11

Narrator 1: Oh there are plenty of more stupid ways to die, and we’ll get to them later.

Answer 11

Some of them involve cheese!

Question 12

Girl: Yeah and I didn’t want to raise a spoiled brat. But sometimes you don’t get what you want. Unless you make a deal with the Devil and some other weird people. See ya.

Answer 12

So the Enchantress took Rapunzel and locked her in a high tower without stairs or door. As for the girl and her prince-

Question 13

Prince 1: Cool. You want to go to Hawaii?
Girl: Rock on.

Answer 13

And the girl lived happily ever after. As for Rapunzel.