Food & Cooking Jokes Flashcards
Create a light-hearted atmosphere by presenting funny situations or misunderstandings in the kitchen.
What’s that joke about disliking vegans?
I never understood why people dislike vegans.
I’ve never had a beef with them.
What’s that pun about a baker missing work?
OR a pun you could say when someone talks about being in the right head space?
Q: Why couldn’t the baker come in to work?
A: He just wasn’t in the right bread-space.
Explanation: Here, bread-space is being used due to its similarity to the word headspace.
What’s a good joke to work into a conversation at an italian restaurant?
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
What’s that joke about stepping on a grape?
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine.
Fun fact: Grape juice transforms into wine during the fermentation process!
What’s that pun about a hipster eating pizza?
Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza?
A: Because he took a bite before it was cool.
Explanation: Here, the word, cool has a double meaning, one of which means a low temperature, and the other which means hip or following the latest fashion and trends.
“Hipsters” are often known for saying they were the first ones to start a trend “before it was cool”.
What’s that joke about rocky road ice cream?
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
Explanation: Rocky road is a type of ice cream comprised of a chocolate base with nuts and marshmallows mixed in.
What’s that joke about spreading rumors?
Q: Did you hear that rumor about butter?
A: Well, I’m not going to spread it!
What’s that joke about jalapeños?
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: It gets jalapeño business.
Explanation: Sounds like “All up in yo’ business.”
What’s that joke about needing money?
OR that joke about bakeries?
Q: Why are rich people bad at running bakeries?
A: They don’t knead the dough.
What’s that joke about nachos?
OR that joke about cheese?
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
What’s that joke about cracking eggs?
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: They’d crack each other up.
What’s that joke about people labeling their lunches at work?
There is a new trend in our office; the food in the fridge now has random names on it.
I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
What’s that joke about eating at night?
OR that joke about a lightbulb in the fridge?
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
What’s that joke about Fanta orange soda?
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
Tip: Be sure to articulate the punchline slowly, so that it sounds equally like “Fanta sea” as “fantasy.”
What’s that joke about talking sushi?
Q: What did the sushi say to the bumblebee?
A: Wasabi.
Tip: Be sure to articulate the punchline slowly, so that it sounds equally like “What’s uuup, bee?” as “wasabi.”
What’s that joke about eating grapes?
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
What’s that joke about oysters?
OR that joke about being selfish?
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish.
What’s that joke about an embarrassed tomato?
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Tip: Emphasize the word dressing when you say the punchline aloud.
What’s that joke about a bakery fire?
OR that joke about a business that is unable to survive?
There has been a fire at the bakery.
They had a lot of bread on hand, and now the business is toast.
What’s that joke about espresso?
Q: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
A: Depresso.
What’s that joke about catching up to someone during a race?
Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Tip: Be sure to articulate the distinct sounds of ketch-up so that it sounds a bit more like catch up.
What’s that joke about thyme and mint?
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint.
Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
What’s that joke about a forklift?
Q: What’s a forklift?
A: Food usually.
What’s that joke about herbivores?
I want to joke about a girl who only eats plants.
But you’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
Tip: Pronounce “herbivore” similarly to “her before.”
