Entertainment & Technology Jokes

Question 1

What’s an interesting story to tell when chess comes up in conversation?

(especially around Christmas!)

Answer 1

Q: What did the hotel manager say to the chess tournament victors partying in his lobby?

A: I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Explanation: This joke references a popular christmas song written in 1945 by Mel Tormé and Robert Wells, in which they wrote about “chestnuts roasting on an open fire.”

Question 2

What’s that joke about your devices spying on you?

Answer 2

Don’t worry about your phone or Alexa device spying on you.

Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Question 3

What’s that joke about watching the office?

Answer 3

My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office.

I’m on season 6, but I’m not sure what it’s got to do with security.

Explanation: Instead of “taking care of” the office premises, I’d misinterpreted my boss as saying I should watch the TV sitcom, The Office.

Question 4

What’s that joke about an Xbox and a Switch?

Answer 4

I broke up with my old gaming console.

Nothing was wrong with my Xbox, but it was time for a Switch.

Question 5

What’s that joke about Darth Vader?

OR that joke about toast?

Answer 5

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?

A: On the dark side.

Question 6

What’s that joke about noisy fans?

Answer 6

What do gamers and musicians have in common?

Their fans are super noisy.

Explanation: Gamers’ computers often get so overheated from the excess use, that their computer’s fans need to work really hard.

Question 7

What’s that joke about Mario’s breakup?

Answer 7

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

“It’s not you; it’s a me, Mario!”

Tip: Be sure to pronounce “It’s a me, Mario!” with an Italian accent, as that is Mario’s catch phrase.

Question 8

What’s that joke about hide-and-seek?

Answer 8

I’m trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,

but good players are really hard to find.

Question 9

What’s that joke about chess and karate?

Answer 9

I defeated the local chess champion in 5 moves.

I finally got some use out of my high school karate lessons.

Explanation: I beat up the chess nerd.

Question 10

What’s that joke about a snowman?

Answer 10

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

Question 11

What’s that joke about French gaming consoles?

Answer 11

What is the favorite gaming console of the French?

Wii.

Question 12

What’s that joke about Adele?

Answer 12

Q: What do you call a singing laptop?

A: A Dell.

Question 13

What’s that joke about video-streaming services?

OR that joke about pandemic video conferences?

Answer 13

Q: What was the most expensive video-streaming service in 2020?

A: College.

Question 14

What’s that joke about poker?

Answer 14

Q: Why are toilets always so good at poker?

A: They always get a flush.

Question 15

What’s that joke about having someone’s word?

Answer 15

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.

You have my Word.

Question 16

What’s that joke about a baby playing basketball?

Answer 16

Q: Why are babies so good at basketball?

A: Because they like to dribble.

Question 17

What’s that joke about Pokemón?

Answer 17

Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemón?

It’ll Pikachu.

Tip: Be sure to pronounce “peek at you” in a way that sounds like the main Pokemón character, “Pikachu”.

Question 18

What’s that joke about a TV show’s pilot episode?

Answer 18

Did you hear about the new TV show about a plane crash?

The pilot was horrible.

Explanation: A television pilot is a standalone episode of a television series that is used to sell a show to a television network or other distributor.

A pilot is created to be a testing ground to gauge whether a series will be successful.

An airline pilot is also someone who operates the flying controls of an aircraft.

Question 19

What’s that joke about a bucket list?

Answer 19

I finally crossed [running a marathon] off my bucket list.

No chance I was ever going to do it, glad it’s gone.

Tip: Feel free to substitute “running a marathon” for any other bucket-listed tasks you will probably never accomplish.

Question 20

What’s that joke about frisbees?

Answer 20

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger,

and then it hit me.

Question 21

What’s that joke about breathing under water?

Answer 21

I can breathe under water.

Holds a glass of water above my head.

Question 22

What’s that joke about adding years to your life?

Answer 22

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.

He was right—I feel ten years older already.

Question 23

What’s that joke about perfect pitch?

Answer 23

Q: Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?

A: Because she had the perfect pitch.

Question 24

What’s that joke about Steve Jobs’s windows?

Answer 24

Q: Why wasn’t Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home?

A: His house didn’t have windows!

Question 25

What’s that joke about being flexible?

Answer 25

I said to the gym instructor “Can you teach me how to do splits?”

He said, “How flexible are you?”

I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

Explanation: The word “flexible” here has two meanings:

1) capable of bending easily without breaking.

2) a person who is ready and able to adapt to different circumstances.

Question 26

What’s that joke about webinars?

Answer 26

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite content?

A: WebinARRRRRR!

Explanation: Pronounced also as “Yarrr!” and “Arg!”, the word “Arrrrrr” is traditionally said by pirates when responding “yes” or when expressing excitement.

Question 27

What’s that joke about Minecraft?

Answer 27

What did the movie critic say about the Minecraft movie?

“It’s a block buster.”

Question 28

What’s that joke about Bluetooth?

Answer 28

Why did the computer go to the dentist?

To get his Bluetooth checked.