Education & Knowledge Jokes

Question 1

What’s that knock knock joke about grammar?

Answer 1

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

Question 2

What’s that joke about a kidnapping at the playground?

Answer 2

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?

A: Don’t worry, they eventually woke him up.

Tip: Be sure to take a pause when pronouncing the word “kidnapping,” so that it sounds like “kid napping.”

Question 3

What’s that joke about grammar and pronouns?

Answer 3

When I was a kid, my English teacher once told me to “Name two pronouns.”

I was like, “Who, me?”

Question 4

What’s that joke about a supply closet?

Answer 4

Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

A: Supplies!

Tip: Shout “supplies!” with excitement, as you would with the word “surprise!”

Question 5

What’s that joke about a chicken at the playground?

Answer 5

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Question 6

What’s that joke about a 3D printer?

Answer 6

Apparently you can use a 3D printer to print a gun.

I’m not impressed. When I was younger my school had a canon printer.

Question 7

What’s that bar joke about grammatical tenses?

Answer 7

The past, present, and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Question 8

What’s that joke about searching desperately for an answer?

Answer 8

Q: How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer?

A: You look at the second page of Google search results.

Question 9

What’s that joke about signatures?

Answer 9

Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

Question 10

What’s that joke about possessive dates?

Answer 10

Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?

A: They’re too possessive.

Question 11

What’s that joke about Santa’s elves?

Answer 11

Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses.

Question 12

What’s that joke about having chemistry with someone?

Answer 12

Why did the biology major break up with the physics major?

There was no chemistry between them.

Question 13

What’s that joke about teenagers during the Covid pandemic?

Answer 13

Q: What do you call all the high school kids who weren’t been able to go to school because of Covid-19?

A: Quaranteens.

Question 14

What’s that joke about the phrase “I can’t even”?

Answer 14

Q: Why do high school girls travel in groups of three or five?

A: Because they just can’t even.

Question 15

What’s that joke about having a lot of degrees?

Answer 15

Q: Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

A: Because it already has a million degrees!

Question 16

What’s that joke about having someone to go to prom with?

OR that joke about skeletons?

Answer 16

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?

A: Cause he had no body to go with.

Tip: Be sure to articlate “no body” rather than making it sound too much like the single word “nobody.”

Question 17

What’s that joke about a teacher with smart students?

Answer 17

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?

A: Because the pupils were so bright.

Question 18

What’s that joke about something you can count on?

Answer 18

Q: What are ten things you can always count on?

A: Your fingers.

Question 19

What’s that joke about autocorrect?

Answer 19

I am so frustrated with autocorrect.

Whoever invented it should burn in hello.

Explanation: Autocorrect often wrongly corrects swear words like “hell” into their closest clean spelling.

Question 20

What’s that joke about using an elevator during a fire?

Answer 20

My teacher told us not to use the elevator in case of a fire.

“Of course,” I replied, rolling my eyes. “We’ll use the fire extinguisher.”

Question 21

What’s that joke about writers and surprising twists?

Answer 21

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two.

One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

Question 22

What’s that joke about perfectionists?

Answer 22

The definition of a perfectionist:

someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.

Question 23

What’s that joke about team work?

Answer 23

Team work is important;

it helps to put the blame on someone else.

Question 24

What’s that joke about blaming yourself?

Answer 24

A book once fell on my head.

I only had my shelf to blame.

Question 25

What’s that pun about homework and canoes?

Answer 25

Q: What did the fishing rod say to the boat?

A: Canoe help me with my homework?

Tip: Emphasize “canoe” so that it is a clear replacement for “can you.”

Question 26

What’s that joke about teenage experimentation?

Answer 26

I experimented with sex and drugs in high school.

Unfortunately, I was part of the control group.

The insinuation here is that I was not cool enough to have done those things.

Question 27

What’s that joke about smart dinosaurs?

Answer 27

Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?

A: A Thesaurus.

Question 28

What’s that joke about easy homework?

Answer 28

Q: Why did the freshman eat his homework?

A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Question 29

What’s that joke about learning at school?

Answer 29

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Question 30

What’s a funny reply to say when someone says “on the other hand”?

Answer 30

… you have different fingers.