Education & Knowledge Jokes Flashcards
Use wordplay or puns to create jokes that involve educational terms, school experiences, and teenage life.
What’s that knock knock joke about grammar?
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“To.”
“To who?”
“Actually, it’s to whom.”
What’s that joke about a kidnapping at the playground?
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?
A: Don’t worry, they eventually woke him up.
Tip: Be sure to take a pause when pronouncing the word “kidnapping,” so that it sounds like “kid napping.”
What’s that joke about grammar and pronouns?
When I was a kid, my English teacher once told me to “Name two pronouns.”
I was like, “Who, me?”
What’s that joke about a supply closet?
Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: Supplies!
Tip: Shout “supplies!” with excitement, as you would with the word “surprise!”
What’s that joke about a chicken at the playground?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
What’s that joke about a 3D printer?
Apparently you can use a 3D printer to print a gun.
I’m not impressed. When I was younger my school had a canon printer.
What’s that bar joke about grammatical tenses?
The past, present, and future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
What’s that joke about searching desperately for an answer?
Q: How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer?
A: You look at the second page of Google search results.
What’s that joke about signatures?
Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
What’s that joke about possessive dates?
Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?
A: They’re too possessive.
What’s that joke about Santa’s elves?
Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
What’s that joke about having chemistry with someone?
Why did the biology major break up with the physics major?
There was no chemistry between them.
What’s that joke about teenagers during the Covid pandemic?
Q: What do you call all the high school kids who weren’t been able to go to school because of Covid-19?
A: Quaranteens.
What’s that joke about the phrase “I can’t even”?
Q: Why do high school girls travel in groups of three or five?
A: Because they just can’t even.
What’s that joke about having a lot of degrees?
Q: Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already has a million degrees!
What’s that joke about having someone to go to prom with?
OR that joke about skeletons?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
A: Cause he had no body to go with.
Tip: Be sure to articlate “no body” rather than making it sound too much like the single word “nobody.”
What’s that joke about a teacher with smart students?
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
A: Because the pupils were so bright.
What’s that joke about something you can count on?
Q: What are ten things you can always count on?
A: Your fingers.
What’s that joke about autocorrect?
I am so frustrated with autocorrect.
Whoever invented it should burn in hello.
Explanation: Autocorrect often wrongly corrects swear words like “hell” into their closest clean spelling.
What’s that joke about using an elevator during a fire?
My teacher told us not to use the elevator in case of a fire.
“Of course,” I replied, rolling my eyes. “We’ll use the fire extinguisher.”
What’s that joke about writers and surprising twists?
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two.
One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
What’s that joke about perfectionists?
The definition of a perfectionist:
someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.
What’s that joke about team work?
Team work is important;
it helps to put the blame on someone else.
What’s that joke about blaming yourself?
A book once fell on my head.
I only had my shelf to blame.
