Jokes - Raw sewage

Question 1

Raw Sewage - first step in joke process - wild ass ideas that pop in my head

Question 2

Lifestage - happy

Answer 2

We don’t wish bad things to happen to friends and acquaintances but bad things happen all the time to old people - it’s like their number comes up - those of us whose number has not come up yet - well we get to feel some guilty pleasure from just being alive and well

Question 3

Fish out of water - Amition

Answer 3

part embarrassment / part defiance (why shouldn’t I be ambitious like every other ambitious person?)!

Question 4

Lifestage - happy

Answer 4

When you are old you are happy when all of your body parts are working - when you are younger you set your standards higher

Question 5

Idioms don’t make sense but because we grow up with them we make sense of them but foreign norms know that they don’t make any sense

Question 6

I do my best thinking when I’m not thinking - growing up - just observing - sister fired for flunking flunkies - brother scared to death about girls - dad a lot of things - life lessons

Question 7

Cleaning standards - guys and gals - gals believe there is one standard - guys disagree

Question 8

Define well adjusted - we all want to believe we are well adjusted - spouse

Question 9

Surprise - rhyme - spouse / louse - what are other ways to surprise myself - improv application / shifting gears unexpectedly - de Bono style - lateral thinking - just do it - finding and discovering new and unexpected connections

Question 10

Like I’m a fucking Huckleberry Finn - turtle shell - arrow heads - fossils - musket - mysterious Asian cross - antique clock - old furniture - antique wooden elephant - Tiffany lamp - interesting shell - army medal - very old telephone

Question 11

Entertainment standards and goals - clean versus casual - work hard to impress or it’s not about the food it’s about having you over - it’s about fun not about torture - it’s about talking freely not about don’t say this or that