Whats Up Duloc Flashcards
1
Q
(Farquaad scene) Enter
A
Uh, excuse me
2
Q
EVERYONE
ahhhhhhh
A
Like I’ve never heard that one before. Hey, are you lord farquaad
3
Q
FARQUAAS
D
Maybe. Does the name strike fear in your heart?
A
No, but that little hat does
4
Q
FARQUAAD
who let this thing in here?!
A
Look I’ll be out of your silly hair just as soon as you gimme my swamp back
5
Q
FARQUAAD
Your, swamp?
A
Yes, where you dumped those fairly take creatures
6
Q
FARQUAAD
News flash, Ogre, that oozing mud pit is actually within the province of duloc, and therefore my swamp
A
Now look here half pint-
7
Q
FARQUAAD
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh this is too perfect
A
What is
8
Q
DONKEY
But, we’re already on a quest
A
To get my swamp back