SCENE TWELVE

Question 1

Freak flag ends

Answer 1

Donkey! The wedding!

Question 2

FIONA
I do!

Answer 2

Stop the wedding!!

Question 3

FARQUAAD
really?! Showing up unibited with your freaky friends ewww

Answer 3

Fiona- I need to talk

Question 4

FIONA
Oh now you want to talk? Well it’s a little late for that. So if you’ll excuse me-

Answer 4

But you can’t marry him!

Question 5

FIONA
Why not!?

Answer 5

Because he’s only marrying you so he can be king!

Question 6

FARQUAAD
that is outrageous!! Fiona, don’t listen to him!!

Answer 6

He’s not your true love

Question 7

FIONA TURNS INTO AN OGRE

Answer 7

Fiona?

Question 8

FIONA
I wanted to show you before

Answer 8

Well, ah… that explains a lot

Question 9

FARQUAAD
as for you, my wife! I’ll have you kicked back in that tower for the rest of your days

Answer 9

No actually, you won’t. I’d like you to keep a friend of mine

Question 10

FIONA
You were saying?

Answer 10

I’m your true love, Fiona

Question 11

TRUE FORM TRUE FORM

Answer 11

Fiona.. are you alright?

Question 12

FIONA
Well, yes… but… I don’t understand. I’m supposed to be beautiful

Answer 12

You are beautiful

Question 13

This is our story—

Answer 13

And that is how the little ogre came to love on the swamp with a beautiful Princess

Question 14

DONKEY
And his best friend

Answer 14

And his best friend

Question 15

PINNOCHIO
And a very handsome puppet

Answer 15

Okay…