SCENE SIX

Question 1

DONKEY
I don’t get it, shrek. Why didn’t you just make farquaad give you your swamp back. You know, pull some of that ogre stuff on him?

Answer 1

For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres that people think

Question 2

DONKEY
Example

Answer 2

Example. Okay… um…
(Lightbulb)
Ogres are like onions

Question 3

DONKEY
They stink

Answer 3

Yes! No!

Question 4

DONKEY
They make you cry?

Answer 4

No!

Question 5

DONKEY
Oh, you live them out in the sun and they get all brown and start sprouting litlle white hairs

Answer 5

No! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers- you get it?! We both have layers!!

Question 6

DONKEY
…
Parfaits are delicious

Answer 6

I don’t care! Ogres are not like parfaits

Question 7

DONKEY
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole planet

Answer 7

You know, this may turn into the longest day of my entire life

Question 8

DONKEY
Ooh! I got the perfect remedy for that

Answer 8

Oh no, I’m not Intrested