SCENE ELEVEN Flashcards
FIONA
Shrek!… thank goodness! There’s something I have to tell you…
You don’t have to tell me anything. I heard enough last
FIONA
Oh, you… you heard what I said?
Every word. Especially, “who could love such a hideous, ugly beast?!”
FIONA
But… I thought that wouldn’t matter to you
Yeah, well it does.
(Farquad enters)
Ah, right on time. Princess, I’ve brought you a little something.
FARQUAAD
whose, broomstick horse! Princess Fiona?
As promised… now about my swamp?
DONKEY
Shrek! What are you doing? You’re letting her get away! Look! There’s something you don’t know. I-I- talked to her last night and-
Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You two are great friends aren’t ya? So why don’t you follow her home.
DONKEY
but shrek, I want to go home with you.
Me? No! I live alone! My swamp, me. Nobody else, understand? Nobody! Especially useless- pathetic- annoying- talking donkeys
DONKEY
but— I thought
Yeah well, you know what? You thought wrong
BABY BEAR
instead you kicked us out!
Well, what did you expect from a ogre?!
PETER PAN
we believed in you
Aw, grow up
PETER PAN
I won’t grow up!
Then get out of my way!
UGLY DUCK
who’s Fiona
Mind your business duckie
BABY BEAR
the princess loves him!
Loves me? She said I was ugly! A hideous creature! I heard you two talking
DONKEY
she wasn’t talking about you! She was talking about, uh… someone else
She wasn’t talking about me? Well then who was she talking about?
Ohh, now he’s Intrested. Two minutes ago he was all “don’t talk to me! Go away! I don’t need nobody!”
Look I’m sorry okay
I’m sorry, I guess I’m just a big stupid ogre which is why the princess and I can never be together
