SEA 2Q Is something wrong? 105 Flashcards
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Yeah. Thanks.
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WHAT? IS SOMETHING WRONG? No, I'm just... AH, BUCK UP WILL YOU, SHARKY! I DON'T WANT THE WHOLE "AW, LIFE IS TOO HARD AND I CAN'T TAKE IT!" OFF YOU TODAY NOW, RIGHT? DO YOU HEAR ME? WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR LIFE IS IN TATTERS AND YOU'RE AN AWFUL FUCKING GOBSHITE. WE ALL KNOW THAT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALIVE, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? Yeah. SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW!
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Q
WHAT?
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
A
No, I'm just... AH, BUCK UP WILL YOU, SHARKY! I DON'T WANT THE WHOLE "AW, LIFE IS TOO HARD AND I CAN'T TAKE IT!" OFF YOU TODAY NOW, RIGHT? DO YOU HEAR ME? WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR LIFE IS IN TATTERS AND YOU'RE AN AWFUL FUCKING GOBSHITE. WE ALL KNOW THAT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALIVE, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? Yeah. SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW!
3
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No, I’m just…
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AH, BUCK UP WILL YOU, SHARKY! I DON'T WANT THE WHOLE "AW, LIFE IS TOO HARD AND I CAN'T TAKE IT!" OFF YOU TODAY NOW, RIGHT? DO YOU HEAR ME? WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR LIFE IS IN TATTERS AND YOU'RE AN AWFUL FUCKING GOBSHITE. WE ALL KNOW THAT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALIVE, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? Yeah. SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW!
4
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AH, BUCK UP WILL YOU, SHARKY! I DON'T WANT THE WHOLE "AW, LIFE IS TOO HARD AND I CAN'T TAKE IT!" OFF YOU TODAY NOW, RIGHT? DO YOU HEAR ME?
A
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR LIFE IS IN TATTERS AND YOU'RE AN AWFUL FUCKING GOBSHITE. WE ALL KNOW THAT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALIVE, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? Yeah. SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW!
5
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WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR LIFE IS IN TATTERS AND YOU'RE AN AWFUL FUCKING GOBSHITE. WE ALL KNOW THAT.
A
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALIVE, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? Yeah. SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW!
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU’RE ALIVE,
AREN’T YOU?
AREN’T YOU?
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Yeah. SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW! IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY AND I FEEL LIKE GOING TO MASS, SO GO ON AND PUT THE KETTLE ON! IVAN! What? YOU BETTER GET A CUP OF TEA INTO YOU. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GO UP TO MASS. AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ONE OF THE MONKS TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL FOR YOU. HEY, SHARK, DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT? I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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Yeah.
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SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW! IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY AND I FEEL LIKE GOING TO MASS, SO GO ON AND PUT THE KETTLE ON! IVAN! What? YOU BETTER GET A CUP OF TEA INTO YOU. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GO UP TO MASS. AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ONE OF THE MONKS TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL FOR YOU. HEY, SHARK, DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT? I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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SO COME ON! BUCK UP NOW! IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY AND I FEEL LIKE GOING TO MASS, SO GO ON AND PUT THE KETTLE ON!
A
IVAN! What? YOU BETTER GET A CUP OF TEA INTO YOU. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GO UP TO MASS. AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ONE OF THE MONKS TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL FOR YOU. HEY, SHARK, DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT? I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
9
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IVAN!
A
What? YOU BETTER GET A CUP OF TEA INTO YOU. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GO UP TO MASS. AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ONE OF THE MONKS TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL FOR YOU. HEY, SHARK, DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT? I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
10
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What?
A
YOU BETTER GET A CUP OF TEA INTO YOU. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GO UP TO MASS. AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ONE OF THE MONKS TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL FOR YOU. HEY, SHARK, DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT? I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
11
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YOU BETTER GET A CUP OF TEA INTO YOU.
A
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GO UP TO MASS. AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ONE OF THE MONKS TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL FOR YOU. HEY, SHARK, DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT? I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
12
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COME ON,
WE’RE GONNA GO UP TO MASS.
AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ONE OF THE MONKS
TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL FOR YOU.
A
HEY, SHARK, DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT? I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
13
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HEY, SHARK,
DO I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT?
A
I left one on your bed. GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
14
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I left one on your bed.
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GOOD MAN, STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST WILL YOU? IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
15
Q
GOOD MAN,
STICK ON A BIT OF TOAST
WILL YOU?
A
IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP
AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE,
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
16
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IVAN, YOU MIGHT COME UP AND HELP ME GET A SHAVE IN A MINUTE, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
A
Yeah, no problem, Dick. HEY, LADS, WE REALLY SHOWED THAT FUCKER DIDN'T WE? We sure did. THERE WAS A FUNNY SMELL OFF HIM. GET IVAN A BIT OF BREAKFAST, WILL YOU, SHARKY? I'll put the kettle on. GOOD MAN, SHARKY. THAT'S THE WAY.
17
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Yeah, no problem, Dick.
A
HEY, LADS, WE REALLY SHOWED THAT FUCKER DIDN'T WE? We sure did. THERE WAS A FUNNY SMELL OFF HIM. GET IVAN A BIT OF BREAKFAST, WILL YOU, SHARKY? I'll put the kettle on. GOOD MAN, SHARKY. THAT'S THE WAY.
18
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HEY, LADS,
WE REALLY SHOWED THAT FUCKER,
DIDN’T WE?
A
We sure did. THERE WAS A FUNNY SMELL OFF HIM. GET IVAN A BIT OF BREAKFAST, WILL YOU, SHARKY? I'll put the kettle on. GOOD MAN, SHARKY. THAT'S THE WAY.
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We sure did.
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THERE WAS A FUNNY SMELL OFF HIM. GET IVAN A BIT OF BREAKFAST, WILL YOU, SHARKY? I'll put the kettle on. GOOD MAN, SHARKY. THAT'S THE WAY.
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THERE WAS A FUNNY SMELL OFF HIM.
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GET IVAN A BIT OF BREAKFAST, WILL YOU, SHARKY? I'll put the kettle on. GOOD MAN, SHARKY. THAT'S THE WAY.
21
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GET IVAN A BIT OF BREAKFAST,
WILL YOU, SHARKY?
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I’ll put the kettle on.
GOOD MAN, SHARKY.
THAT’S THE WAY.
22
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I’ll put the kettle on.
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GOOD MAN, SHARKY.
THAT’S THE WAY.
23
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GOOD MAN, SHARKY.
THAT’S THE WAY.
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