SEA 1B2-1D1 Breakfast Flashcards
Lads, some breakfast. / Oh…
WHAT IS THERE?
WHAT IS THERE?
there’s cereal..
there’s cereal..
WHAT CEREAL?
WHAT CEREAL?
Corn Flakes, Frosties, Coco Pops, there’s…
Corn Flakes, Frosties, Coco Pops, there’s…
(gravely) EM… COCO POPPS..
(gravely) EM… COCO POPPS..
…there’s tea, Ivan.
…there’s tea, Ivan.
DID YOU NOT GET COFFEE? YOU KNOW WHAT I’D REALLY LIKE?
DID YOU NOT GET COFFEE?
YOU KNOW WHAT I’D REALLY LIKE?
YOU KNOW WHAT I’D REALLY LIKE?
What?
What?
IVAN? IRISH COFFEE…
IVAN? IRISH COFFEE…
…we don’t even have coffee, so…
…we don’t even have coffee, so…
WELL THEN WE’LL JUST HAVE THE IRISH
AND NO COFFEE— HA, IVAN?
WELL THEN WE’LL JUST HAVE THE IRISH
AND NO COFFEE—
HA, IVAN?
HA, IVAN?
I’ll put on some toast.
I’ll put on some toast.
WELL, IVAN, HOW’S THE HEAD?
WELL, IVAN, HOW’S THE HEAD?
I can’t find my glasses. I’m feeling my way around.
I can’t find my glasses. I’m feeling my way around.
WELL THEY HAVE TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE. DID YOU HAVE THEM WHEN YOU GOT HERE?
WELL THEY HAVE TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
DID YOU HAVE THEM WHEN YOU GOT HERE?
DID YOU HAVE THEM WHEN YOU GOT HERE?
I’m assuming I did.
I’m assuming I did.
HEY, CHECK OUT JOHNNY WEISSMULLER, OFF THE DRINK FOR… WHAT IS IT, SHARKY? TWO DAYS?
HEY, CHECK OUT JOHNNY WEISSMULLER,
OFF THE DRINK FOR… WHAT IS IT, SHARKY? TWO DAYS?
OFF THE DRINK FOR… WHAT IS IT, SHARKY? TWO DAYS?
What?
What?
HOW LONG ARE YOU ON THE DRY NOW?
TWO DAYS IS IT? I WAS JUST TELLING IVAN.
HOW LONG ARE YOU ON THE DRY NOW?
TWO DAYS IS IT?
I WAS JUST TELLING IVAN.
I WAS JUST TELLING IVAN.
Shark, how’s the nose? Nicky Giblin was telling me.
Shark, how’s the nose? Nicky Giblin was telling me.
WHAT’S THIS?
WHAT’S THIS?
Did he not tell you? / It was nothing…
Did he not tell you? / It was nothing…
TELL ME WHAT? (pause) WHAT? TELL ME WHAT?
TELL ME WHAT? (pause)
WHAT? TELL ME WHAT?
Ah, you know Nicky…
Ah, you know Nicky…
I KNOW NICKY WELL!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, SHARKY?
I KNOW NICKY WELL!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, SHARKY?
It was nothing, it was…
It was nothing, it was…
WHAT? IVAN?
WHAT? IVAN?
…Sharky got in a spot of bother outside the Elphin and I was just…
…Sharky got in a spot of bother outside the Elphin and I was just…
WHEN WAS THIS?
WHEN WAS THIS?
…the night I got here.
…the night I got here.
YOU KEPT THAT VERY QUIET!
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU KEPT THAT VERY QUIET!
WHAT HAPPENED?
I got off the Dart at Howth Junction and I was…
I got off the Dart at Howth Junction and I was…
WHAT DID YOU GET OFF AT HOWTH JUNCTION FOR?
WHAT DID YOU GET OFF AT HOWTH JUNCTION FOR?
…I mixed it up and I…
…I mixed it up and I…
YOU BLEW IT!
YOU BLEW IT!
I was walking up the coast, and…
I was walking up the coast, and…
WHY DIDN’T YOU GET A TAXI?
WHY DIDN’T YOU GET A TAXI?
I had no cash!
I had no cash!
GO ON OUT OF THAT, YOU WERE IN THE ELPHIN!
GO ON OUT OF THAT, YOU WERE IN THE ELPHIN!
No I went into the Elphin…
No I went into the Elphin…
OH!
OH!
…my phone was…
…my phone was…
GO ON OUT OF THAT! YOU WERE JARRED FROM THE TRAIN, YOU GOT OFF AT THE WRONG STATION…
GO ON OUT OF THAT!
YOU WERE JARRED FROM THE TRAIN,
YOU GOT OFF AT THE WRONG STATION…
YOU WERE JARRED FROM THE TRAIN,
YOU GOT OFF AT THE WRONG STATION…
…young Cathy Wolf was having her birthday in there and her da bought me one…
…young Cathy Wolf was having her birthday in there and her da bought me one…
OH… I SEE… AND THEN THE END OF THE MATCH WAS ON AND…
OH… I SEE…
AND THEN THE END OF THE MATCH WAS ON AND… AH, OF COURSE…
AND THEN THE END OF THE MATCH WAS ON AND…
AH, OF COURSE…
AH, OF COURSE…
Ah, I’m not gonna fucking tell you if you’re…
Ah, I’m not gonna fucking tell you if you’re…
NO, I’M ONLY HAVING YOU ON!
WHAT HAPPENED?
NO, I’M ONLY HAVING YOU ON!
WHAT HAPPENED?
…some lads sitting on the bonnet of a car out there and…
…some lads sitting on the bonnet of a car out there and…
(Pause) WHAT HAPPENED?
(Pause) WHAT HAPPENED?
I just said, “Come up off of that” as I was kind of walking by…
I just said, “Come up off of that” as I was kind of walking by…
WHAT?
WHAT?
Just, only, not even that serious, you know…
Just, only, not even that serious, you know…
YOU FUCKING EEJIT…
YOU FUCKING EEJIT…
…it was so… the humiliation of it like, and I…
…it was so… the humiliation of it like, and I…
AH, SHARKY…
AH, SHARKY…
The Wolfes…gave your man twenty euros to drop me up.
The Wolfes…gave your man twenty euros to drop me up.
(Short pause) WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?(Short pause) YOU FUCKING EEJIT!
(Short pause) WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
(Short pause) YOU FUCKING EEJIT!
(Short pause) YOU FUCKING EEJIT!
I’ll get the toast. (Exits) Ivan: Mmm…
I’ll get the toast. (Exits) Ivan: Mmm…
I MEAN, WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A FELLA LIKE THAT?
I MEAN, WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A FELLA LIKE THAT?
…Nicky Giblin was telling me…
…Nicky Giblin was telling me…
YEAH, WELL NICKY MEANS WELL, I’M SURE…
YEAH, WELL NICKY MEANS WELL, I’M SURE…
Does Sharky know that Eileen is with Nicky now?
Does Sharky know that Eileen is with Nicky now?
WHAT? AH YEAH… NO THAT’S… SURE THAT’S… SHE CALLED INTO ME HERE ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO, DID I TELL YOU THAT?
WHAT? AH YEAH…
NO THAT’S… SURE THAT’S…
NO THAT’S… SURE THAT’S…
SHE CALLED INTO ME HERE ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO, DID I TELL YOU THAT?
SHE CALLED INTO ME HERE ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO, DID I TELL YOU THAT?
Who, Eileen?
Who, Eileen?
YEAH, SHE WAS HERE, SHE DOES A MORNING OR TWO CLEANING FOR THE FRANCISCANS UP THERE IN THE FRIARY. SHE CALLED IN TO SEE IF I WAS… TO SEE HOW I WAS. WE HAD SMOKED COD AND CHIPS FROM THE CHIPPER AND EVERYTHING. AH, IT WAS GREAT, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HEAD-THE-BALL… (Sharky) AND NICKY AND… YEAH, THE WHOLE…
YEAH, SHE WAS HERE,
SHE DOES A MORNING OR TWO CLEANING
FOR THE FRANCISCANS UP THERE IN THE FRIARY.
SHE DOES A MORNING OR TWO CLEANING
FOR THE FRANCISCANS UP THERE IN THE FRIARY.
SHE CALLED IN TO SEE IF I WAS…
TO SEE HOW I WAS.
SHE CALLED IN TO SEE IF I WAS…
TO SEE HOW I WAS.
WE HAD SMOKED COD AND CHIPS
FROM THE CHIPPER AND EVERYTHING.
WE HAD SMOKED COD AND CHIPS
FROM THE CHIPPER AND EVERYTHING.
AH, IT WAS GREAT, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HEAD-THE-BALL… (Sharky) AND NICKY AND…
AH, IT WAS GREAT, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HEAD-THE-BALL… (Sharky) AND NICKY AND…
YEAH, THE WHOLE…
YEAH, THE WHOLE…
(Sharky returns) Do you want some toast there, Dick?
(Sharky returns) Do you want some toast there, Dick?
I TELL YOU WHAT I’D LOVE. I’D LOVE A BIG IRISH BREAKFAST. A BIG FRY WITH ALL THE WHITE PUDDING AND A RUNNY EGG AND ALL… DO YOU HEAR ME SHARKY?
I TELL YOU WHAT I’D LOVE. I’D LOVE A BIG IRISH BREAKFAST.
A BIG FRY WITH ALL THE WHITE PUDDING
AND A RUNNY EGG AND ALL…
A BIG FRY WITH ALL THE WHITE PUDDING
AND A RUNNY EGG AND ALL…
DO YOU HEAR ME SHARKY?
DO YOU HEAR ME SHARKY?
What?
What?
WE SHOULD BE HAVING A NICE CHRISTMASSY BREAKFAST. WE HAVE TO GET SOME DECENT GRUB IN FOR TOMORROW, SHARKY. CHRISTMAS PUD AND THE WORKS. THIS IS DISGRACEFUL!
WE SHOULD BE HAVING A NICE CHRISTMASSY BREAKFAST.
WE HAVE TO GET SOME DECENT GRUB IN FOR TOMORROW, SHARKY. CHRISTMAS PUD AND THE WORKS.
WE HAVE TO GET SOME DECENT GRUB IN FOR TOMORROW, SHARKY. CHRISTMAS PUD AND THE WORKS.
THIS IS DISGRACEFUL!
THIS IS DISGRACEFUL!
I’m going up now when I get dressed…
I’m going up now when I get dressed…
HOW WILL YOU GO?
HOW WILL YOU GO?
Do you have your car with you, Ivan?
Do you have your car with you, Ivan?
(Pause) DO YOU HAVE YOUR CAR, IVAN?
(Pause) DO YOU HAVE YOUR CAR, IVAN?
I don’t know.
I don’t know.
WE’LL GO IN A TAXI.
WE’LL GO IN A TAXI.
Are you coming as well?
Are you coming as well?
AH, LET ME GET OUT FOR A BIT, FOR JAYSUS’ SAKE, SHARKY, WE MIGHT EVEN GET A CHRISTMAS PINT…
AH, LET ME GET OUT FOR A BIT, FOR JAYSUS’ SAKE, SHARKY,
WE MIGHT EVEN GET A CHRISTMAS PINT…
WE MIGHT EVEN GET A CHRISTMAS PINT…
Well wait now because if—
Well wait now because if—
NO, BECAUSE WE NEED TO GET A FEW BITS IN AS WELL, SHARKY, FROM THE OFF-LICENSE, IN CASE ANYONE CALLS. WE’LL GET A TAXI BACK, BECAUSE I WANT TO BE SETTLED IN HERE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS EVE…
NO, BECAUSE WE NEED TO GET A FEW BITS IN AS WELL, SHARKY, FROM THE OFF-LICENSE,
IN CASE ANYONE CALLS.
IN CASE ANYONE CALLS.
WE’LL GET A TAXI BACK,
WE’LL GET A TAXI BACK,
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE SETTLED IN HERE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS EVE…
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE SETTLED IN HERE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS EVE…
Yeah, but if I have to—
Yeah, but if I have to—
(Sudden despair) I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT TO LIVE FOR!
(Sudden despair) I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT TO LIVE FOR!
Ah now, Richard…
Ah now, Richard…
WHAT?! YOUS DON’T KNOW. YOUS DON’T KNOW.
WHAT?! YOUS DON’T KNOW. YOUS DON’T KNOW.
…you’ll have a grand Christmas here with Sharky here with you and all, and…
…you’ll have a grand Christmas here with Sharky here with you and all, and…
YEAH.
YEAH.
If we’re going out… Will you have a wash?
If we’re going out… Will you have a wash?
I’LL HAVE A WASH TOMORROW! I TOLD YOU! NOW LEAVE IT!
I’LL HAVE A WASH TOMORROW! I TOLD YOU!
NOW LEAVE IT!
NOW LEAVE IT!
(…Tea, Rich?)