SEA 1A Who's that? 8 Flashcards
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WHO’S THAT? SHARKY?
WHO’S THAT? SHARKY?
What are you fucking doing?
What are you fucking doing?
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?
…I thought you told me you’d go up to bed.
…I thought you told me you’d go up to bed.
YEAH, I MEANT TO, BUT I’D NO ONE TO HELP ME UP THE STAIRS!
YEAH, I MEANT TO, BUT I’D NO ONE TO HELP ME UP THE STAIRS!
YEAH, I MEANT TO, BUT I’D NO ONE TO HELP ME UP THE STAIRS!
Where was Ivan?
I DON’T KNOW! HE MUST’VE GONE HOME. GIVE ME A HAND!
I DON’T KNOW!
HE MUST’VE GONE HOME.
GIVE ME A HAND!
AH, SHARKY! NOT WHEN I’M JARRED!
For fuck’s sake, Richard…
For fuck’s sake, Richard…
I thought you said you could feel your way up!
AH, SHARKY! NOT WHEN I’M JARRED!
AH, DON’T BE AT ME NOW, I’M NOT ABLE FOR IT.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
It’s half ten.
It’s half ten.
OH GOD, I’M BURSTING… GIVE US A HAND, WHERE’S ME STICK? (Sharky looks) SHARKY!
For fuck’s sake, Richard…
AH, DON’T BE AT ME NOW, I’M NOT ABLE FOR IT. WHAT TIME IS IT?
GOD IT’S FREEZING!
WHERE’S ME STICK?
I don’t know! Where did you put it?
I don’t know! Where did you put it?
IF I KNEW WHERE I PUT IT, I’D HAVE IT!
OH GOD, I’M BURSTING…
GIVE US A HAND, WHERE’S ME STICK?
Sharky looks
IVAN WAS HERE!
WHAT WAS I GONNA DO,
LEAVE HIM SITTING IN HERE ON HIS OWN?
No, you were too busy drinking your fucking brains out.
No, you were too busy drinking your fucking brains out.
HARK AT YOU! HARK AT SHARKY! THAT’S A GOOD ONE! “THE HYPOCRITE’S VOICE HAUNTS HIS OWN DEN!”
HARK AT YOU! HARK AT SHARKY! THAT’S A GOOD ONE! “THE HYPOCRITE’S VOICE HAUNTS HIS OWN DEN!”
(stick) Here I have it.
(stick) Here I have it.
WHERE WAS IT?
I’m here.
GOD IT’S FREEZING! WHERE’S ME STICK?
IF I KNEW WHERE I PUT IT, I’D HAVE IT!
…if you’d’ve le me bring you up to bed last night
you’d have everything…
What do you think I’m doing?
ALL RIGHT! I’M JUST ASKING… JAYSUS, WHO GOT OUT OF BED ON THE WRONG SIDE THIS MORNING?
ALL RIGHT! I’M JUST ASKING…
JAYSUS, WHO GOT OUT OF BED ON THE WRONG SIDE THIS MORNING?
…you absolutely stink again, do you know that?
…you absolutely stink again, do you know that?
YEAH, HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AS WELL!
…if you’d’ve le me bring you up to bed last night
you’d have everything…
IVAN WAS HERE! WHAT WAS I GONNA DO,
LEAVE HIM SITTING IN HERE ON HIS OWN?
…let me put you in the bath?
I TOLD YOU! TOMORROW! CHRISTMAS MORNING! WHAT’S THE POINT DOING IT TODAY? I’LL ONLY STINK THE PLACE OUT FOR SANTY!
I TOLD YOU! TOMORROW!
CHRISTMAS MORNING!
WHAT’S THE POINT DOING IT TODAY?
I’LL ONLY STINK THE PLACE OUT FOR SANTY!
WHAT’S THE POINT DOING IT TODAY? I’LL ONLY STINK THE PLACE OUT FOR SANTY!
All right. Who did all that over the floor?
WELL I DON’T KNOW!
I SAID TOMORROW!
WOULD YOU LET ME DO MY TOILET PLEASE, SHARKY?
FOR… JAYSUS’ SAKE WILL YOU COME OUT OF ME ROAD?
WOULD YOU LET ME DO MY TOILET PLEASE, SHARKY? FOR… JAYSUS’ SAKE WILL YOU COME OUT OF ME ROAD?
Let me just wipe the seat…
COME OUT OF ME ROAD! (Sharky returns to living room) SHARKY!
WHERE WAS IT?
beside the downstairs jacks door
Where it was yesterday as well.
beside the downstairs jacks door.
Where it was yesterday as well.
WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND AND BRING ME THROUGH!!
WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND AND BRING ME THROUGH!!
What do you think I’m doing?
COME OUT OF ME ROAD!
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YEAH, HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AS WELL!
…let me put you in the bath?
…upstairs I’ll give you a nice shave.
I SAID TOMORROW!
COME OUT OF ME ROAD!
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(Sharky returns to living room)