SEA 2G Your man wants to give me a bat! 77 Flashcards

1
Q

YEAH, WELL WE WERE UP THEN,
WEREN’T WE?
Yeah.

A
THEN YOUR MAN WANTS 
TO GIVE ME A BAT!
A what?
A BAT! HE WANTS TO WASH ME! 
AND BATHE ME, THE FUCKING... (EEJIT)
...he's trying to be what's known as 'a good person.'
WELL HE SHOULD GIVE UP! 
HEY, SHARKY, WHAT ABOUT THAT... (groin)
Oh!
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THEN YOUR MAN WANTS 
TO GIVE ME A BAT!
A what?
A BAT! HE WANTS TO WASH ME! 
AND BATHE ME, THE FUCKING... (EEJIT)
...he's trying to be what's known as 'a good person.'
A
WELL HE SHOULD GIVE UP! 
HEY, SHARKY, WHAT ABOUT THAT... (groin)
Oh!
IVAN, THERE WAS A ... 
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT, SHARKY?
I don't want to talk about it.
IT WAS LIKE A LUMP OF... 
UP HERE AT THE TOP OF ME LEG 
WHERE THE CREASE MEETS THE... 
Aw, would you fucking stop, Richard?
IT WAS HARD, NOW. AND DEEPLY... 
EMBEDDED IN THE...
Ah, Richard!
LIKE EITHER CONGEALED... OR...
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WELL HE SHOULD GIVE UP!
HEY, SHARKY, WHAT ABOUT THAT… (groin)
Oh!

A
IVAN, THERE WAS A ... 
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT, SHARKY?
I don't want to talk about it.
IT WAS LIKE A LUMP OF... 
UP HERE AT THE TOP OF ME LEG 
WHERE THE CREASE MEETS THE... 
Aw, would you fucking stop, Richard?
IT WAS HARD, NOW. AND DEEPLY... 
EMBEDDED IN THE...
Ah, Richard!
LIKE EITHER CONGEALED... OR... 
THE SMELL WHEN SHARKY STARTED RUBBING IT!
Richard!
AND THE FUCKING PAIN OF IT... 
SHARKY GOING AT IT WITH THE NAILBRUSH! 
AND THE SMELL!
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IVAN, THERE WAS A ... 
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT, SHARKY?
I don't want to talk about it.
IT WAS LIKE A LUMP OF... 
UP HERE AT THE TOP OF ME LEG 
WHERE THE CREASE MEETS THE... 
Aw, would you fucking stop, Richard?
A
IT WAS HARD, NOW. AND DEEPLY... 
EMBEDDED IN THE...
Ah, Richard!
LIKE EITHER CONGEALED... OR... 
THE SMELL WHEN SHARKY STARTED RUBBING IT!
Richard!
AND THE FUCKING PAIN OF IT... 
SHARKY GOING AT IT WITH THE NAILBRUSH! 
AND THE SMELL!
What's this?
NICKY, I HAD THIS...
Jesus Christ...
AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
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IT WAS HARD, NOW. AND DEEPLY... 
EMBEDDED IN THE...
Ah, Richard!
LIKE EITHER CONGEALED... OR... 
THE SMELL WHEN SHARKY 
STARTED RUBBING IT!
Richard!
A
AND THE FUCKING PAIN OF IT... 
SHARKY GOING AT IT WITH THE NAILBRUSH! 
AND THE SMELL!
What's this?
NICKY, I HAD THIS...
Jesus Christ...
AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
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AND THE FUCKING PAIN OF IT…
SHARKY GOING AT IT WITH THE NAILBRUSH!
AND THE SMELL!
nicky: What’s this?

A
NICKY, I HAD THIS...
Jesus Christ...
AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
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NICKY, I HAD THIS...
Jesus Christ...
AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
A
...What the fuck is that?
THAT'S THEM FUCKING WINOS! 
WHERE'S ME STICK? IVAN!
...Don't be...
DON'T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY! 
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH! 
I'M SORRY, MR LOCKHART, 
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM 
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE. 
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
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…What the fuck is that?

A
THAT'S THEM FUCKING WINOS! 
WHERE'S ME STICK? IVAN!
...Don't be...
DON'T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY! 
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH! 
I'M SORRY, MR LOCKHART, 
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM 
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE. 
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME.
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THAT'S THEM FUCKING WINOS! 
WHERE'S ME STICK? IVAN!
...Don't be...
DON'T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY! 
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH! 
I'M SORRY, MR LOCKHART, 
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM 
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE. 
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
A
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
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Q

COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY,
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME.
…is there something I can…

A
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
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THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
A
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
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AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
A

(exit)

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Q

nicky: What’s this?

A
NICKY, I HAD THIS...
Jesus Christ...
AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
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NICKY, I HAD THIS…

A
Jesus Christ...
AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
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Jesus Christ…

A
AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
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AH, I'M ONLY TRYING TO TELL 
A FUCKING STORY HERE, JIM, 
WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, 
FOR JAYSUS' SAKE?! 
I'LL TELL YOU LATER...
A
...What the fuck is that?
THAT'S THEM FUCKING WINOS! 
WHERE'S ME STICK? IVAN!
...Don't be...
DON'T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY! 
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH! 
I'M SORRY, MR LOCKHART, 
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM 
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE. 
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
17
Q

…What the fuck is that?

A
THAT'S THEM FUCKING WINOS! 
WHERE'S ME STICK? IVAN!
...Don't be...
DON'T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY! 
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH! 
I'M SORRY, MR LOCKHART, 
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM 
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE. 
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
18
Q

THAT’S THEM FUCKING WINOS!

WHERE’S ME STICK? IVAN!

A
...Don't be...
DON'T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY! 
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH! 
I'M SORRY, MR LOCKHART, 
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM 
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE. 
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
19
Q

…Don’t be…

A
DON'T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY! 
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH! 
I'M SORRY, MR LOCKHART, 
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM 
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE. 
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
20
Q

DON’T FUCKING START NOW, SHARKY!

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH!

A

I’M SORRY, MR LOCKHART,
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE.

COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
21
Q

I’M SORRY, MR LOCKHART,
WE HAVE AN AWFUL PROBLEM
WITH THESE WINOS OUT IN THE LANE.

A
COME ON, IVAN!
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
22
Q

COME ON, IVAN!

A
They're probably gone, they just...
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
23
Q

They’re probably gone, they just…

A
COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY, 
OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME. 
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
24
Q

COME ON, IVAN. COME ON, NICKY,

OPEN THAT BACK DOOR FOR ME.

A
...is there something I can...
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
25
Q

…is there something I can…

A
THERE'S AN OLD GOLF CLUB 
IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
26
Q

THERE’S AN OLD GOLF CLUB

IN THERE BESIDE THE JACKS DOOR, NICKY.

A
...I don't see anyone.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
27
Q

…I don’t see anyone.

A
COME ON, WE'LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
28
Q

COME ON, WE’LL GET THEM IN THE LANE.

A
Put your coat on, will you?
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
29
Q

Put your coat on, will you?

A
AH, WE'RE ALL RIGHT, 
WE'LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.
They'll be gone I'd say anyway.			79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!
30
Q

AH, WE’RE ALL RIGHT,

WE’LL JUST CHASE THEM OFF.

A

They’ll be gone I’d say anyway. 79
KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!

31
Q

They’ll be gone I’d say anyway. 79

A

KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!
Mind with that stick, will ya?
SORRY, NICKY!

32
Q

KEEP A HOLD OF ME NOW, IVAN!

A

Mind with that stick, will ya?

SORRY, NICKY!

33
Q

Mind with that stick, will ya?

A

SORRY, NICKY!

34
Q

SORRY, NICKY!

A

(exit. end of ACT 2, SCENE 1)