One Acts: Superhero? - Ms. Monopoly

Question 1

GORG: No! Stop it! Give me that!

Answer 1

Halt! Can’t say I’m surprised Gorgophone, you’ve always had a tendency to steal from those less fortunate

Question 2

GORG: She drives a Bentley-

Answer 2

Which she could be borrowing from a friend, now scram! Here you go ma’am, now you be careful out there.

Question 3

WOMAN: Oh, thank you Ms. Monopoly, you’re a hero!

Answer 3

Oh yeah, I guess I am.

Question 4

WOMAN: Aren’t you going to say one of your catchphrases?

Answer 4

Oh, um, call me a penny, because I’m only worth one cent.

Question 5

MA: Oh hi sweetie how was your day!

Answer 5

Same as every other day.

Question 6

MA: Oh, I’m sorry darling. You know, ever since your father left me. It feels like a part of my soul has been missing. Particularly the part supported by rock solid abs and a mean a jawline RAWR. But you know what has kept me happy all these years?

Answer 6

Drinking?

Question 7

MA: Shopping- Oh! I’m just going to pretend I didn’t hear that. Anyways shopping! Why don’t you down to the gas station and get yourself a little treat?

Answer 7

I guess I will.

Question 8

MA: And could you get me another bottle while you’re out?

Answer 8

No.

Question 9

WORKER: Oh hello Ms. Monopoly! What’re you doing here?

Answer 9

My mommy told me I need to get myself a snack because I have no joy in my and a singular object will seemingly cure all my wares.

Question 10

WORKER: Well I have been told I pair well with a nice glass of wine.

Answer 10

Reminds me of my mother.

Question 11

WORKER: Is that a good thing?

Answer 11

I’m just gonna get a pack of gum.

Question 12

GORG: AHA! Right where I thought you’d be.

Answer 12

What do you want Gorg?

Question 13

WORKER: Oh my!

Answer 13

Gorg let go of her.

Question 14

GORG: Why don’t you make me?

Answer 14

UGHHHH

Question 15

GORG: Ah! Ow! Stop!

Answer 15

Just let gooooo.

Question 16

WORKER: Wow Ms. Monopoly, you saved my life!

Answer 16

Yeah, yeah. All in a days work or whatever.

Question 17

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Answer 17

Oh shoot- damn. Leave it to the person who can shoot coins out of their wrists to steal a pack of gum. Huh? Why does it feel kinda good to bad? Maybe… being a hero isn’t so great…maybe… It’s time to be a villain. Nerds! Why don’t you start making CENTS and be cool? YOINK! Aw sweetheart it’s okay. You know, if I only had a QUARTER of your emotions, I’D STILL BE THE BIGGEST CRYBABY AROUND! Hey dweeb! Why don’t you do something de CENT with your life and lose those binoculars.

Question 18

IC: What did you just say to me?

Answer 18

I said you should lose those binoculars…freak.

Question 19

IC: But I love these binoculars.

Answer 19

Well, I don’t see any birds around, unless you’re searching for yourself worth. And if you are, you’re going to need a much stronger pair to find it.

Question 20

GORG: Woah woah woah woah woah. Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars?? COLLECTING YOUR JAR OF HEARTS??

Answer 20

I’m sorry?

Question 21

GORG: You’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul. What did IC ever do to you? GOD FORBID WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES.

Answer 21

Haven’t you heard the news? I’m a villian now.

Question 22

GORG: No you’re not, that’s my thing.

Answer 22

Well then get a new thing because I’m taking your role.