Odd But True Current Events 2016 - 2018 Flashcards
This week a high school French teacher in Houston is being criticized because he can’t ______________
Speak French
After months of debate construction crews in Belgium finally began building the city’s first ever pipeline to transport
Beer
After hearing erie noises coming from a nearby grave a man visiting a cemetary in the UK discovered ___________________
It was a baby fox with his head stuck in a peanut butter jar trying to get out.
Researchers at Ohio State University warned that people that sit for too long may develop a new ailment named ______________
Dormant Butt Syndrome (DBS)
A marathoner in Tennessee failed to win the race when he stopped half way to ________________
Eat a Burrito
March 26, 2016 - New Jersey police were called to a shopping mall to break up a brawl between a man and ___________________
The easter bunny (the fight started after the man’s daughter accidentally slipped out of her chair while taking pictures)
Police in Louisville were excited this week when they finally got a clear security camera image of a man accused of _________________ing.
Stealing security cameras
March 23, 2016 The German national soccer team confirmed they have dropped star player Max Kruse due to his _____________ addiction
Nutella
A former member of Ukraine’s parliament was sentenced to two years in prison for exchanging ______________ for votes
Grilled chicken
An Ohio man asked to say the alphabet during his sobriety test refused on the grounds that I am _____________.
Unfamiliar with it
In a sign that American’s are beginning to think differently about their health, the world’s largest McDonald’s is being closed for _________________.
An even larger McDonald’s
A tense 4 hour standoff between Ohio police and an armed 75 year old man ended when the man ___________.
Fell asleep
An Australian beach town attempt to put up a shark proof barrier was delayed by ________________
A shark attack
Instead of answering questions about Donald Trump representative Isa of California __________________
Hopped over a fence and ran away
June 2016 a woman in New Foundland called 911 to report _________________
Her pizza did not have enough cheese on it
June 2016 a woman in New Foundland called 911 to report _________________
Her pizza did not have enough cheese on it
This week, police in Minnesota threatened to punish drunk drivers by forcing them to _______________.
Watch Justin Bierber’s Super Bowl ad
2017- After spending a week taking care of her husband’s dog, a woman in Florida was excited when he sent her flowers until she discovered ___________.
The flowers were sent for her dog (The dog had knee surgery and was recovering)
2017- A Girl Scout in New Jersey who was having trouble selling cookies sold thousands after she wrote a letter saying __________________.
The Toffee-tasting cookies taste like “bleak, flavorless, gluten free wasteland”(after no one was buying Charlotte McCourt’s Girl Scout Cookies so her parents suggested she write a letter reviewing each flavor. She ended up selling 15,000 boxes and earned her cattiness badge)
January 2017 - This week, a man in Texas was caught on security camera leaving the store with a blank shoved down his pants
Guitar
After Google would not send Street View cars to map the Faroe Islands, residents there _____________________.
They strapped cameras to their sheep and let them wander around.
After rescuing a man who was stuck in the air vents of a sandwich shop, police in Napa had realized he was under the influence when he did what?
When he told them he thought the vent was a magical wishing well. (Napa, California)
California residents, upset that a sinkhole in the road has taken so long to get repaired, blanked this week.
They threw the sinkhole a first birthday party.
This week, jurors in an arson trial in Florida were given a reason not to trust the defense lawyer when he ______________ during closing arguments.
Caught fire and ran out of the room because his pants were on fire.