Limericks Flashcards
Smileys and thumbs-up - we know these. They give letters and numbers a slow squeeze. The police are annoyed by cop, poop, tears of joy. My vanity plate has…
emojis
in Queensland Australia
Down in pyramid lanes, balls would roll. Old Egyptians had great wrist control. Did they know about pins or how to count wins? We just know that they loved to?
bowl
Bowling. According to an Italian archeologist, “we first discovered a room with a very well built limestone floor. Then we noticed a lane and two stone balls.”
In the autonomous cars that we see both our hands and our eyes will be free. Slow traffic will be fun. I’ll catch up on reruns. While driving, I’m watching…
TV
And this thing, this system takes control of the vehicle so drivers can, quote, “focus on a different activity, such as watching the onboard TV.”
We speedskaters know what to do. To our flag’s shade we need not be true. We could not get ahead when we skated in red because the world’s fastest color is…
blue
Speedskaters from Norway, Germany and South Korea all say that blue bodysuits help them shave down their course times.
It’s old information that rookies know. It makes my intestines play hooky, yo. The eggs and the flour give E. coli power. I shouldn’t be eating raw…
cookie dough
New research shows that it’s not just the raw eggs in cookie dough that we need to worry about. Raw flour is dangerous, too - so no more licking those spoons. The CDC epidemiologist Samuel Crowe says that even a small amount of infected raw flour could get you very sick. He added, quote, “I’ve had E. coli and salmonella, and it’s pretty darn unpleasant,” unquote.
