mooooooo Flashcards
How meat and dairy account for us farmland?
- 44 %
What is the most popular breed of cows?
- holstein cows ( the black and white nigga)
Do you make money off the cows, if not what
- No you don’t make money off the cows you make money off the cows DNA
Who was Lana Rae
- had many off spring all female
- valuable bc female cows are used for production
- her genetics were highly sought after since she can keep making baby gurls
What special care did lana get, why?]
- acupuncture, chiropractic
- to make sure she is a healthy
Who is purity keya?
- mother of agro and managed alot of land with 32 plants
- she also had 3 holstein cows and they were fed corn
How much milk did purity cows make ( the African woman with the 32 plants)
how much was it sold for?
- 1.8 gal
- sold to middle man for 6 dollars
- she made a lot of of milk, help build her house.
How much does a modern holstein cow produce who has the world record
- 9 gallons a day
- ever green does 25/day
how much milk does a calf need to survive?
1.5 gallons
What is milk production determind by?
- genetics
- enviroments
What is a cows milk production cycle like? ( gestation, etc)
- Preganancy: gestation is 280 days
- Milk production: milked for 305 days/ sometime thru artificial insemination
- dry period: cows go thru a dry period for about 60 days where they don’t produce milk
How does calf production work?
- daughters replace mothers
- Farmers control productivity of the herd by controlling fertiliation
- stong demand for bulls that produce high yielding daughters.
why is breeding a numbers game?
- accurate data on mil production makes it possible to genetic value of a bull
what are some ways to breed nigga
- artificial insemination
- Semen extenders
- super ovulation
- IVF
- Surrogate mommy cows
How is cow sperm perserved
- good sperm and egg yolk to preserve
- freezer and shipped
- careful phenotype
Who are the founding cow fathers ( coffee and tree)
- starbucks
- round oak ( bull of the century)
how much is Starbucks nut worth?
- 25 mill nigaaaaaa
Super ovulation and embryo transfer
- fem can ovulate up to 30 embryos, increasing efficiency
- ultrasound to determine sex; if its a male fetus deletus
- embryos taken from donor cow
- IVF; last resort for older cows
What do breeders look for in a cow bitch
- few disorders
- they want a horny ass cow and she get preggo
- they want a strong mama no epidural
- they want big yitties
- no mastitis
- can walk a mile in louivitons
What is the new technology for determin a cows genotype bovine
- Bovie its a peptide hromone naturally produced by cows
- ## increased titty milk
What are the two cows that produce beef ( think of angus booger big back)
- angus ( pretty cow that zahny wants
- therefore ( big shit)
Why is the angus breed popular with famers
- good mommies
- get down and dirty
- get grown quickly
- no hornless
- dark color that prevents from cancer eye
Stages in beef prodcution
- born an raised by mommy and fed until they wean
- 6-10 months they are weaned eat grass
- they then are on a controlled diet weigh 1200-1400 and then killed nigga
