Learning the Top 30 for Sports Fans Flashcards
1
Oscar Robertson
2
Derek Jeter
3
Babe Ruth
4
Bobby Orr
5
Joltin’ Joe DiMaggio
6
Dr. J
7
Mickey Mantle
8
Kobe
9
Dream Team Jordan
10
Pele
11
Isiah Thomas
12
Tom Brady
13
Pay Rod
14
Pete Rose
15
Melo
16
Joe Montana
17
Dizzy Dean
18
Peyton
19
Stevie Yzerman
20
Gary Payton
21
The Human Highlight Film
22
Emmitt Smith
23
Jordan
24
Jeff Gordan
25
Barry Bonds
26
Wade Boggs
27
KC Jones
28
Marshall Faulk
29
Satchel Paige
30
Steph Curry
The Big O…..Oscar Robertson (1) had a son named Luke who played the keyboard
Leukoplakia
Derek Jeter (2) was managed by Joe Torri
Tori
When Babe Ruth (3) got Irritated, he caught fire at the plate
Irritation/Inflammation.
Canker Sores
Brett Favre’s (4) star has fallen so far, he has been relegated to doing Fibro-MA-algia commercials
Fibromas
Joe DiMaggio (5) tried to put a Huge Diamond Granule on Marilyn Monroe’s finger….I heard he proposed in his Ford during while eating diced tomatoes
Fordyce’s Granules
Dr. J’s (6) hoops game was much better than his 80’s toy collection game….Who decides to collect He-Man stuff over G.I.(oma) Joe?
Hemangioma
The Mick (7) Hit home runs like the (on fire) Babe (3) and was Always Celebrated
Inflammatory Ulcer
I hate Kobe (8) and the Lakers almost as much as I hate Big Papi…..no not the Red Sox DH….
Papilloma
Dream Team Jordan (9) was so excited about representing the USA that he got e pulis unum tatooed on his back…..when he found out he misspelled it he punched Derek Fissure in the face
Epulis Fissuratum
When Pele (10) only missed 15 PKs during his career…..unfortunately they were all very cosit-ly to Brazil world cup hopes
Varicosities
When it comes to NBA point guards Derek Fissure sucks scrotum compared to Isaiah Thomas
Fissured Tongue/Scrotal Tongue
Tom Brady has had so many kids out of wedlock he is rarely in the same geographic location as any of them
Geographic Tongue
A-Rod makes so much money, Big Papi said is has Hyperpaysia
Papillary Hyperplasia
Pete Rose can’t win…No one will let him in the HOF and he caught herpes by hanging out with his brother Axl
Herpes Viral Infection
Carmelo Anthony is a young adult with surgical precision from downtown…hard to believe he came up looking to play Muco Ball
Mucocele
Joe Montana was so good, the only scar he ever got was on his ring finger
Scar Tissue
Dizzy Dean was so good at closing because he used different arm angles
Angular cheilitis
I always wondered why Peyton Manning spoke with a lisp…I guess it was do to his enormous Tonsils
Lingual Tonsil
Steve Yzerman was like any other tough nosed hockey player, he never finished a game without either giving…or getting a black eye
Hematoma
Gary Payton was called the glove, his son is also great at D, but they call him the Pouch
Tobacco Pouch
Dominique Wilkins went head to head against Jordan for everything….when Jordan started biting his tongue when he dunked….Wilkins started biting his Maurice Cheeks
Chronic Cheek Biting
Emmit Smith was pissed to find out that Jerry Jones replaced the grass at Cowboys stadium with Lichen!
Lichen Planus
Michael Jordan and I share the same birthday….does that mean he also shares my oral bone lesions?
Buccal Exostoses
Jeff Gordon loves cars so much he got amalgam tattoos around his canines so they would look like they have tires.
Amalgam Tatoos
Barry Bonds injected himself in the lip by accident once and the spot left by the needle looked like an oral freckle
Oral Melanotic Macule
Wade Boggs was a strange guy, instead of a diamond, he said he played baseball on a rhombus
Median Rhomboid Glossitis
KC Jones coached for the franchise that was the first in the NBA to start 5 black men in a game…..they also all had hair and tongues!
Black Hairy Tongue
Marshall Faulk was a smooth runner and he played for the SDSU Aztecs who are getting in trouble because their mascot is a Red Indian…..didn’t stop Faulk from getting atrophy (Heisman) at the end of the year
Smooth Red Atrophic Tongue
Satchell Paige always brought it when he toed the rubber…..a slow growing rubber resulting in epidermoid cyst
Epidermoid cyst
Steph Curry is so skinny people say his body fat is only 2%…..well I guess its all in his intraoral fat lesions!
Lipoma
Brett Favre (4, Fibroma) has 4 look alikes on his team. Three are Punters: Punter 1 is on fire
Punter 2 is a Giant
Punter 3 is made of stone
The 4th is named FIF-H after Fifedog
Pyogenic granuloma
Peripheral Giant Cell granuloma
Peripheral Ossifying Fibroma
Focal Inflammatory Fibrous Hyperplasia
Joe Dimaggio and Marlyn Monroe are honeymooning in Hawaii where it is hot. They would like to start sweating to cool off but their sebaceous glands have been misplaced!
Fordyce’ Granules are a result of Ectopic Sebaceous Glands
He-Man toys isn’t the only thing from the 80’s that Dr. J (6, Hemangioma) likes….he loves Blanche from the Golden Girls too
Hemangiomas blanch under pressure
Mickey Mantle’s (7, Canker Sores) life was complicated in a major way by herpes and the loss of his dog Behcet
RAU Complications
Major
Herpetiform
Behcet’s
Kobe always talked with his mouth closed because of s single wart on his tongue. Didn’t stop him from Pe-Dunking on centers ?the game though.
Papillomas are pedunculated, solitary, wart like, and is on the tongue>soft palate
While Jordan was traveling with the dream team, Brett Favre’s look alike FIF-H was always complaining about the skin around his dentures
Epulis Fissuratum is a Focal Inflammatory Fibrous Hyperplasia at the flange of an ill fitting denture
