GUIDE TO THE CRANIAL NERVES

Question 1

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Answer 1

Olfactory Nerve (I) 
Optic Nerve (II) 
Oculomotor Nerve (III) 
Trochlear Nerve (IV)
Trigeminal Nerve (V)
Opthalmic Branch, Maxillary Branch, Mandibular Branch
Abducens Nerve (VI)
Facial Nerve (VII)
Glossopharyngeal Nerve (IX)
Vagus Nerve (X)
Spinal Accessory Nerve (XI)
Hypoglossal Nerve (XII)

Question 2

Bony Landmarks/Exit Points

C O S3 R O S I2 J3 H

Answer 2

Cribriform Plate - I
Optic Canal - II
Superior Orbital Fissure - III, IV, V1
Rotundum (Foramen) - V2
Ovale (Foramen) - V3
Superior Orbital Fissure - VI
Internal Acoustic Meatus - VII, VIII
Jugular Foramen - IX, X, XI
Hypoglossal Canal - XII

Question 3

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Answer 3

(S=Sensory, M=Motor, B=Both) Substitute “Boobs” for “Brains” for dirty version

Question 4

JAW JERK REFLEX

Answer 4

AFFERENT Mesencephalic Nucleus of the trigeminal

EFFERENT Main motor nucleus of the trigeminal

Question 5

CORNEAL REFLEX

Answer 5

AFFERENT Spinal Nucleus of V

EFFERENT Motor Nucleus of VII

Question 6

PUPILLARY LIGHT REFLEX

Answer 6

AFFERENT Optic Nerve

EFFERENT Parasympathetic division of III (Edinger Westphal Nucleus to Ciliary Ganglion)

Question 7

GAG REFLEX

Answer 7

A: Glossopharyngeal Nerve

E: Vagal division of Nucleus Ambiguous