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Did that publisher lady write back?
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I know! Did she write back yet?
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What’s taking her so LONG?
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Yeah! Where’s my money at??
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Go check again!
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I can’t! Daddy said quit pestering him!!!
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How Rude!!
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I can’t wait to get my own office!
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Ooh! That’s a good one!
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What are you doing?
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I’m making a list of stuff I’m gonna buy…when I become a millionaire!!
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Petting zoo with two giraffes.
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Trampoline (for petting giraffes).
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10 robo-servants.
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Ice cream machine.
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Pizza machine.
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French Fry Machine.
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Self-driving car with bunk Neds.
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New bedroom with water slides.
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Office for Melvin.
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Don’t forget…I’m your agent…so I get 10 percent of whatever you get!
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You can have one of my robot-servants!
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What are you hiding?
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May I see it?
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How do you expect to pay for all of this stuff?
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When my book gets published…I’ll be a millionaire!
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Well, first of all, your book might NOT get published.
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We just sent it to the publisher 15 minutes ago!
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And even if it does get published…you probably won’t make a million dollars…and even if you do…I don’t want you spending it on silly things.
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Any money you make…is going into the college fund!
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College? That’s like a hundred years from now!!
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What if I don’t wanna go to college?
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Fine! I’ll go to college!
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If you don’t straighten up and fly right…the only place you’ll be going…is the time out rock!
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Alright, that’s enough!
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Toothpaste is not for drawing with!
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And the rest of you…you’ve got 60 seconds to be in bed…under the covers…or it will be lights out with no reading!
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I forgot to say “I love you”!
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Not this again!
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Get back in bed!
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I’m warning you…
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I love him inshminity!
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If you kids don’t get back in bed in 5 seconds I’m gonna play the Ethel Merman disco album and I’m gonna play the whole thing this time!
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Why are you still here??
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Why can’t we have one night without…
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Do you want to talk about it?
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What if the lady never writes back?
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I think she will.
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But what if she doesn’t like my book?
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That’s okay!
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Everybody doesn’t have to like the same things.
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I’m never gonna be rich!
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Why are you in such a hurry to be rich?
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I wanna buy stuff!!
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I really like stuff!!
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Okay. But then what?
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What happens AFTER you buy everything?
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What’s your purpose?
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How will your money make life better??
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Ummm…I won’t have to work hard!
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But you’ll have to work hard to be RICH, right?
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So let me get this straight: you want to work hard…so you don’t have to work hard??
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Does that make sense to you?
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Not when you say it like THAT!!
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It’s gonna be PUBLISHED!
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The publisher still hasn’t written back yet.
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I know, But it’s such a GOOD BOOK…I just KNOW it’ll be published.
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Underwear is fun to wear!!
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and then the joy began!
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But very soon, beneath the moon…they came upon a sight!
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For down below, a fashion show…had turned into a fight!
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“I am dressed the very best!” each monster roared and grumbled.
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Hand in hand with dear old Gran…they leaped onto the stage.
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And gave each foe a brand-NEW show…to end their senseless rage.
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Just for fun, they shook their buns…their underwear was wiggling.
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Before you know, they stole the show…and everyone was giggling!!
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Just poke your nose beneath your clothes..you’ll see we’re all the same!!
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For under there was underwear with polka dots of blue.
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Look at these! My B.V.D.s…have baby elephants!!
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And the end, they danced as friends…the big ones and the small…without a care for underwear…unites us one and all.
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And the mummy’s drawers had dinosaurs…to match her pantyhoses.
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“check out mine,” said Frankenstein.
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They’re pink with little roses!
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The is no doubt…it’s not about…our clothes or hair or teeth!
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The only ounce that really counts…is what is underneath.
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That…was…awesome!!
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And she’s gonna buy us an ice-cream machine!
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I said “maybe”!
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We’re still in negotiations.
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I love ice cream!
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My favorite flavor is swirl!
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“Swirl” isn’t a flavor!
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So when will it be published?
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And how do you even know a publisher?
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Beats me!
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She gave us the info.
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Hey! That was supposed to be a surprise!!!
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Are we gonna be on TV?
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And I expect you children to be on your best behavior!
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We’re gonna be famous!!
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Does anyone want my autograph?
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SHe’s gonna be a published author.
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Did you really draw this all by yourself?
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I didn’t even know you could draw!
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I didn’t know I could draw either!
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But then…I had a revelation!
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I used to think the only some people could draw…and the rest of us were out of luck.
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But then I realized…I can write my name!
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So what? We can all do that!!
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BUT - Are you writing your names…or are you drawing your names?
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Every letter and number you can think of…is just a bunch lines, dots, circles, and curves.
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Every drawing is the same, too!
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They’re all just a bunch lines, dots, circles, and curves!
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The only reason we can draw our names…is because we practiced!!
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I’ll show ya!
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Let’s all draw a werewolf!
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But I can’t draw!
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Can you draw letters and numbers?
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Then draw a big letter “O” like this.
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Now, draw a big letter “M” on top.
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Add two periods…and a little baby “O” underneath.
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Now, make a BOG capital “D”…but make it SIDEWAYS…and put two little upside-down “U”s right here.
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Now color in the capital “D”…except for the “U” parts.
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The legs arms and legs are easy!
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You just draw a sideways “C”…and then draw another one right next to it.
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Hey! We’re DRAWING!
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Hey! This is EASY!
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But what about hands?
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Yeah! Hands are HARD!
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No they’re not!
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Just draw a baby “C”…then draw one…two…three more!
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The feet are even EASIER!
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Just draw a sideways “J”.
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Now, the tail SEEMS hard…but it’s just a curved “V”…with a “W” at the end.
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And for fur, just draw a bunch little baby lines.
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Hey! My werewolf is NAKED!!
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Alright, alright…who can tell me the lesson you just learned?
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Well, I didn’t think I could draw…but look! I can TOTALLY draw!!
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I just hadn’t practiced!
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I’ll bet if I practiced a whole bunch…I’ll be able to do anything!
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Makes sense to me!
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You did a VERY GOOD job teaching everyone today!
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I’ve been trying to teach you kids that lesson ALL YEAR…And you taught it to everyone in just a few minutes!!
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Maybe you’ve found your PURPOSE!
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Maybe you’re going to be a TEACHER!
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Do teachers make a lot of money?
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PASS!
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It’s disrespectful!
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Your kids! She’s and ADULT!
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Y’all got mail
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Okay! Everyone stay in your seats!
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I’m going to meet her at the camper!
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Can we come?
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She’s our friend too, ya know!!
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And DON”T FORGET: BEST BEHAVIOR!!
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Man, this hasn’t even started yet…and I’m already BORED!
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It might be important!
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She wrote back! She wrote back! The publisher lady finally wrote back!
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Let me see!
Let me see!
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We’re not playing!
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This is business!
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That’s not your REAL name!
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OOH! She says your book is humorous!! And “CUTE”!
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However…your intended message might be misunderstood by some readers.
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The idea that everyone is the same fails to take into account how people are treated differently in this world.
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‘Global sameness’ fails to recognize that everybody isn’t always given the same opportunities or chances in life.
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Furthermore, some lines in the story (i.e. ‘just poke your nose beneath your clothes, you’ll see we’re all the same’), could be seen as making controversial statements about gender that may offend or diminish many readers.”
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Just skip to the end!
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No! I’m reading!
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You read too slow!
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Give it to me!
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Let go!
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Give it!
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OOOH! You’re in TROU-BLLLLE!!
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It’s not broken!!
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The screen’s just cracked a little!
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It’s not gonna get published!
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She rejected it!!
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She can’t do that!!!
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l’ll sue!!
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She said it was offensive.
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No it’s not!!! It’s all about EQUILI-ty.
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Hey! That was my original art!!!
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Well…now it’s a puzzle!!
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
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Because I QUIT!
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I QUIT YOU…AND I QUIT THIS STUPID CLUB!
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Wait. Does this mean we’re not getting our ice-cream machine?
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NO! AND YOU”RE NOT GOING TO COLLEGE, EITHER!
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I was supposed to pay for THAT, Too, Apparently!
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No ICE CREAM?
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But I love ice cream!
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It’s all I’ve ever wanted!
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Well, I think you’ll be delighted by my kids!
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They’re creative…so mature….and always on their BEST BEHAVIOR!!
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What on earth is going on??
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AND we have to go to college!
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No! We CAN”T go to college!
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And we can’t go to college!!
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I told them not to!
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I swear, I was just gone for five minutes!
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I thought this was just gonna be a cute, little story!
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