BRAINS! Not just a ZOMBIE SNACK Flashcards
Don’t Worry
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
I gave that up hours ago.
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About 75 percent water.
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100 percent delicious
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I keep telling myself.
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And its not a muscle.
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Your heart is a muscle.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
And you have muscles in your arms and legs, fingers and toes, stomach and back, and even your face.
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You have more than 600 muscles.
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Nope!
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And much less appetizing.
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It can’t feel anything!
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But if a vampire nibbled on your thumb, you’d know that.
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All in a matter of milliseconds.
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Well, I never!
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Touch: your skin is your biggest organ, and it feels things.
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Unfortunately.
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Smell: Your nose isn’t just for picking.
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Er, I mean, you taste with your tongue.
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Grrrrugggg!
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I need a snack.
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Plus, I can’t swim.
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Sperm wale 17 pounds
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African elephant 11 pounds
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Beagle .16 pounds
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Mouse .0009 pounds
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Lion .5 pounds
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Human 3 pounds
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Owl .004 pounds
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Viper .0002 pounds
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Rest in peas.
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Neurons! They do the work, and you have about 86 billion of them.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
And glial cells. They feed and support the neurons.
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You have about 86 billion of them, too!
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You’ve have most of these neurons since you were born!
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They were yummy then.
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They’re yummy now.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
Each neuron can send thousands of messages to other neurons, creating pathways.
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You aren’t making new neurons - you’re making new and stronger pathways.
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And I’m making myself hungry.
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I’ve got an idea.
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You need this to breathe, and to hiccup, and to sneeze, and to keep your temperature at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, and to make sure your heart is beating.
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All the stuff you don’t think about.
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Plus I find it a bit chewy.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
And I won’t nibble on your cerebellum, either.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
It’s needed for balance and to coordinate your muscles.
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You’ll want your cerebellum.
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I like the cerebrum - the grey stuff.
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It’s the biggest part and comes in two half.
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Left and right.
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Things divided in halves are meant to be shared, don’t ya think?
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The cerebrum is filled with good stuff like seeing, hearing, emotions, problem-solving, imagination, and memory,
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Sweet, sweet memories.
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And the cerebrum is mouthwateringly wrinkled.
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Blech!
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Perfect!
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Take a number
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Now serving
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Think green!
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Conserve now!
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I’m saving you energy!
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Protect the planet
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Stop wasting energy
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Bee polite!
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Turn off the lights!
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So whaddya say?
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
Please, please, please share just a bite.
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Or a spoonful.
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Or a lick.
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Fine!
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Keep all of it!
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You use all of it, just not all at once.
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New computer technology is allowing scientists to look closer and closer at the delicious organ between our ears.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
The cerebrum in humans is bigger than in other animals.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK
Maybe that’s why we are better at video games.
BRAINS! Not Just a ZOMBIE SNACK