Act 2: Scene 5

Question 1

SANTA: WHEN NOBODY CARES ABOUT…

Answer 1

Santa!

Question 1

SANTA: Buddy, am I ever glad to see you! The darn sleigh won’t fly.

Answer 1

I know!

Question 2

SANTA: In this whole city, there’s not enough Christmas spirit?

Answer 2

Tell me about it!

Question 3

SANTA: 8 million people who don’t believe in me. A guy can’t help but take that personally.

Answer 3

I believe in you!

Question 4

SANTA: {snip} But I’ve never crashed before.

Answer 4

Santa I have so much to tell you-

Question 5

WALTER: Buddy, you shouldn’t have run off -

Answer 5

Dad, Mom, Micha? I’d like you to meet my really, really good friend. Santa Claus.

Question 6

EMILY: Mr. Claus? I have to tell you, I’m a huge, huge fan. At least I was. And now I am again! I loved you in Miracle on 34th Street.

Answer 6

And… this is my dad.

Question 7

WALTER: You know what? It’s been a crazy week. I found out I have a son, who was raised by elves; I told off my boss, I quit my job… I’m a little disoriented right now.

Answer 7

Come on, dad! Santa’s standing right in front of you!

Question 8

SANTA: That’s good enough for me. You’re off the naughty list.

Answer 8

Yay!

Question 9

SANTA: It’s not enough. Sure could use a few magic reindeer right now. Thank you animal rights! Well, that’s it.

Answer 9

What do you mean?

Question 10

SANTA: {snip} My brother-in-law owns a Greggs in Arbroath.

Answer 10

Santa!

Question 11

SANTA: {snip} If nobody believes in Santa anymore, what can I do? Oh, it breaks my heart to disappoint all those kids.

Answer 11

I’m not gonna give up. I know I can get you all the Christmas spirit you need, I’ve just got to find enough people to talk to…

I have to borrow this!