Act 1: Scene 5 Flashcards
WALTER: Could we please continue this delightful conversation in my office. Away from the staff.
Whoooooaaaaaaaa
Excuse me? I’m here to see a Walter Hobbs. I’m Buddy the Elf.
DEB: Buddy the Elf? Oh what a riot! You look hilarious. Who sent you?
Santa.
DEB: Santa!?
Uh-huh, from the North Pole.
DEB: From the North Pole!
Yes!
DEB: {snip} would you mind waiting a few minutes? Sit. Stay here.
Sure.
DEB: Can I get you anything? A coffee?
Chocolate milk would be fantastic…
WALTER: Alright everyone back to work!
Dad!!!
WALTER: So… I guess you came from the North Pole.
Yes! That’s exactly where I came from!
WALTER: So go on.
Go on with what?
WALTER: Well aren’t you going to sing a song or something? Or can we all just get back to work?
A song? Uh, yeah. Anything for you Dad, uh, I, uh…
I’m here with my Dad and we never met, and, um, I was adopted but you didn’t know I was born, so I’m here now… I found you… Daddy! And guess what? I love you, I love you, I love you!
WALTER: Call security
It’s me, your son. Susan Welles had me and she didn’t tell you, but now I’m here, it’s me, Buddy.
DEB: I don’t know Mrs. Hobbs, he came without a gift card.
Mrs Hobbs! Are you married to my Dad?
EMILY: I’m married to Mr Hobbs.
Then you’re my step-mommy! Would you like a hug?
WALTER: Listen, Buddy, some nice men are going to take you away from here.
But I wanna stay with you Dad. Hey! Look! We’ve got the same colour eyes!
DEB: Mine are blue actually
Ouch, son of a nutcracker, mom! You pulled my hair.
