Act 1: Scene 2

Question 1

CHARLIE: How you doing, Buddy?

Answer 1

Um, fine Charlie, but… I guess I’m gonna be a little short on today’s quota.

Question 2

CHARLIE: That’s all right Buddy. Just tell me, how many Etch-A-Sketches did you get finished?

Come on Buddy, how many?

Answer 2

I made, uh, eighty-five!

Question 3

CHARLIE: Eighty-five? It’s ten a.m. and you’ve only made eighty-five?

Answer 3

Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy maker in the whole wide world. I’m a… a… a… Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muggins.

Question 4

CHARLIE: Hey, these elves are getting pretty thirsty. Would you mind doing a round with the cocoa cart?

Answer 4

Yay! Cocoa cart! Cocoa cart!

Question 5

TIARA: Well, if he hasn’t figured out by now that he’s a human I don’t think he ever will.

Answer 5

Human?!? I’m human?

Question 6

CHARLIE: Oh no.

Get Santa!

Answer 6

You said I’m human!

Question 7

TIARA: No, not you Buddy. We were talking about some other Buddy. Some Buddy… else.

Answer 7

No you weren’t! I’m… I’m… I’m not happy!