Act 1: Scene 8

Question 1

MICHA: Wow, Buddy! Left over spaghetti for breakfast is the best, huh?

Answer 1

I’ve never had spaghetti before.

Question 2

MICHA: No way!

Answer 2

Yes way. At the North Pole, we only eat from the five major food groups; cookies, candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. (ding dong) Something’s missing…

Syrup! I never leave home without it!

Question 3

MICHA: You like sugar, huh?

Answer 3

Is there sugar in maple syrup?

Question 4

MICHA: Yes.

Answer 4

Then yes!

Question 5

MICHA: You do know that sugar’s bad for your teeth right?

Answer 5

Of course, that’s why it’s important to chew your sugar carefully, drink lots of syrup and see your dentist twice a day.

Question 6

EMILY: WALTER HAS AN ELF FOR A SON
WALTER: Oh, no.

Answer 6

Yay! I knew it! I knew it!! Dad!!! Dad!!! Dad!!!

Question 7

WALTER: He can’t believe it? Now what are we gonna do? He can’t live here with us, he’s insane.

Answer 7

I planned out our whole first day, Dad. Just you and me. We’ll start by making snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating and after that we’ll eat a log of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can and then we’ll come back home here and snuggle.

Question 8

WALTER: We’ll stop at Brooks Brother’s on the way and get you a suit.

Answer 8

Oh! Can it be red like Santa’s?

Question 9

MICHA: Come on! We’ll go tell Francisco the doorman to flag us a cab.

Answer 9

“Francisco”. That’s a fun name to say.

Fran-cis-co. Fran-cis-co.