Wonderboy Monologue Flashcards
1
Q
Greeting
A
Keep movin’, junior. I am a damsel. I am in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.
2
Q
Introduction
A
What? Sigh. Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would of if I had any friends. So, did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorials? Are you always that articulate? Hercules, huh?
3
Q
Boo men, yay feminism (and romance denial).
A
I think I prefer wonderboy. Well, you know how men are. They think that “no” means “yes” and “get lost” means “take me. I’m yours.”
4
Q
Conclusion
A
Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It’s been a real slice. I’ll be alright. I’m a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. Bye-bye, wonderboy.
