Mean Girls: High School Edition - Karen’s Cues & Lines Flashcards
DAMIAN: I once saw her put a “d” in the word “orange”.
KAREN: [Meet the Plastics Karen introduction] (Beat) That’s it.
GRETCHEN: It’s like slang… from England.
KAREN: Have you ever touched a tiger?
CADY: No, those are mostly in India
KAREN: ‘Cause that’s one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger.
GRETCHEN: Ew, Jason—
KAREN: Do me!
GRETCHEN: Forty-eight into a hundred and twenty?
KAREN: There’s no way of knowing.
REGINA: More shoes, more height, more style, more butt lift — trust me, more is better.
KAREN (& Gretchen): The shoes! Buy them! Buy, buy!
GRETCHEN: Kaaa-Kaaa-Kaaah! That’s Regina’s ex-boyfriend! He just broke up with her this summer.
KAREN: I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman?
GRETCHEN: … Don’t worry. I’ll never tell Regina what you said.
KAREN (& Gretchen): Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
REGINA: I need to lose three pounds.
KAREN: My ankles are like dog ankles.
MRS. GEORGE: O.M.F, you guys are so busted!
KAREN (& Gretchen): Hi, Mrs. George!
CADY: I’m Cady Heron. I just moved here.
KAREN: From Africa!
MRS. GEORGE: Mhmm you gals, have so much fun! Enjoy your tiny butts, ‘cause it’s all gonna go.
KAREN: Oh my God, we haven’t looked at this Burn Book in forever.
REGINA: She was, like, obsessed with me. Then when I couldn’t invite her to my 13th birthday ‘cause my mom said I could only have six people, she went insane.
KAREN: Who’s that?
REGINA: —Gretchen, she gets it. Karen, come with me. I want to change your eyebrows.
KAREN: Can I still have two?
ALL: Aagh!
KAREN: Why are you dressed so scary?!