Mean Girls: High School Edition - Karen’s Cues & Lines Flashcards
DAMIAN: I once saw her put a “d” in the word “orange”.
KAREN: [Meet the Plastics Karen introduction] (Beat) That’s it.
GRETCHEN: It’s like slang… from England.
KAREN: Have you ever touched a tiger?
CADY: No, those are mostly in India
KAREN: ‘Cause that’s one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger.
GRETCHEN: Ew, Jason—
KAREN: Do me!
GRETCHEN: Forty-eight into a hundred and twenty?
KAREN: There’s no way of knowing.
REGINA: More shoes, more height, more style, more butt lift — trust me, more is better.
KAREN (& Gretchen): The shoes! Buy them! Buy, buy!
GRETCHEN: Kaaa-Kaaa-Kaaah! That’s Regina’s ex-boyfriend! He just broke up with her this summer.
KAREN: I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman?
GRETCHEN: … Don’t worry. I’ll never tell Regina what you said.
KAREN (& Gretchen): Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
REGINA: I need to lose three pounds.
KAREN: My ankles are like dog ankles.
MRS. GEORGE: O.M.F, you guys are so busted!
KAREN (& Gretchen): Hi, Mrs. George!
CADY: I’m Cady Heron. I just moved here.
KAREN: From Africa!
MRS. GEORGE: Mhmm you gals, have so much fun! Enjoy your tiny butts, ‘cause it’s all gonna go.
KAREN: Oh my God, we haven’t looked at this Burn Book in forever.
REGINA: She was, like, obsessed with me. Then when I couldn’t invite her to my 13th birthday ‘cause my mom said I could only have six people, she went insane.
KAREN: Who’s that?
REGINA: —Gretchen, she gets it. Karen, come with me. I want to change your eyebrows.
KAREN: Can I still have two?
ALL: Aagh!
KAREN: Why are you dressed so scary?!
REGINA: Stop playing with that stupid babyish book and help me find a safety pin!
KAREN: Be nice to her. She’s really grouchy ‘cause Aaron broke up with her.
REGINA: Karen, I can see your bra.
KAREN: It’s on purpose. I’m going for a look.
GRETCHEN: I posted a picture of me and Candy in our Santa outfits and someone commented that we look like sisters. I was like hashtag whaaaaaaa?
KAREN: I like Cady. She’s nice to me.
REGINA: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.
KAREN: They were real the day I wore a vest!
DAMIAN: Bye, Karen.
KAREN: Bye.
CADY: This weekend? It’s Tuesday.
KAREN: Yeah, the weekend is only… several days away.
CADY: I guess I could get out of it.
KAREN (& Gretchen): Yeah.
CADY: And we would keep it small, just like, five or six people?
KAREN: Sure.
CADY: I got enough cheese and crackers for eight people. You think that’s enough?
KAREN (& Gretchen): Mmm hmmm.
GRETCHEN and KAREN enter in a drunk panic.
KAREN: What are you doing?! Aaron is leaving!
GRETCHEN: Also someone not me barfed in your oven. Okay, fun. See you tomorrow.
KAREN: Is this room moving?
RACHEL H.: Morgan, I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.
KAREN: Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea on the Ferris wheel. And I’m sorry for repeating it now. (Giggles) And I’m sorry for the people who were below us.
JASON W.: I’m voting Cady Heron because she pushed her.
KAREN: Dear Cady, angry cat emoji. Poop emoji. Scream face emoji! Send.
CADY: Hey. R U mad at me?
KAREN: Not mad anymore. Thanks for letting me vent. I like to express myself through emojis because I’m stupid.
CADY: You’re not stupid, Karen.
KAREN: No, I am! I’m failing everything—Sometimes, I think the only thing I understand is the “Rule of Twos.”
CADY: The “Rule of Twos”? Is that a math thing?
KAREN: Hahaha, bikini emoji, no! The “Rule of Twos” is how everything is really two things. Like how you were tricking us but also still had fun with us. And how when Regina was mean to me, it’s because she was unhappy with herself. And how when Coach Carr tells me he has an “open marriage,” that his wife probably doesn’t know that they do.
CADY: That’s really smart, Karen.
KAREN: And how getting suspended actually made it easier ‘cause you could hide from everybody. And when you come back tomorrow it’s gonna be so much worse! So I’ll still be your friend.
CADY: Thanks, Karen.
KAREN: Caucasian thumbs up!
