Babysitter’s Rules Monologue

Question 1

Introduction

Answer 1

Don’t worry, Linda. I will take great care of your kids. I have lots of experience with kids, so I know what to do when they misbehave. Bye.

Question 2

Flip

Answer 2

Now listen, you little brats! I am the boss here, so you will do everything I ask you to do exactly when I say it. Here are the rules:

Question 3

Rule #1

Answer 3

Rule #1 You don’t question. You just do it.

Question 4

Rule #2

Answer 4

Rule #2 Never tell your mom anything that I do. Always tell her I’m the best babysitter. You wouldn’t want me to lose my job, would you?

Question 5

Rule #3

Answer 5

Rule #3 You eat what I make, or you don’t eat at all.

Question 6

Rule #4

Answer 6

Rule #4 If I have company do not talk to them and go into the basement.

Question 7

Rule #5

Answer 7

Rule #5 If I make a mess, you clean it. I’m your guest, not the other way around.

Question 8

Rule #6

Answer 8

Rule #6 No crying allowed.

Question 9

Conclusion

Answer 9

Ok, those are the rules. Go have fun! (rolls eyes and whispers) Little brats.