Weird Comments

Question 1

My uncles stepsons friends piano teachers dad

Answer 1

Thats funny cause my ex landlords sons piano teachers husband who had an uncle who said he met someone like that at the hospital

Question 2

Dont get angry

Answer 2

Whos angry im just asking a question

Question 3

Angry meeting between people finishes up

Answer 3

Ok. Good meeting

Question 4

Ive been considering home birth

Answer 4

Oh i thought homes were built not born

Question 5

Many criticisms one after the other on something

Answer 5

…… but other than that its ok?

Question 6

I saw bens mum

Answer 6

Did you say hi for me

Question 7

Dont let the door hit you on the way out

Answer 7

Pretty the doors still swinging from the last guy who left

Question 8

Karl you did something nice

Answer 8

Yea ill write about it in my blog

Question 9

Youre territorial

Answer 9

I was raised by wolves

Question 10

Tell me this isnt whats happening

Answer 10

This is not whats happening

Question 11

Person describing weird hobby

Answer 11

Didnt know you were a superfreak

Question 12

Dont forget your bowtie tomorrow

Answer 12

Can i just borrow yours

Question 13

Very evil stuff

Answer 13

You doing ok over there satan?

Question 14

He went bankrupt

Answer 14

What did he do, try and buy furniture?

Question 15

Its 800

Answer 15

I like it, but i dont $800 like it

Question 16

Its all downhill from here

Answer 16

Definitely. Its been all downhill since we met

Question 17

Im broke at 80

Answer 17

Just start again

Question 18

He owes the bank a lot of money

Answer 18

Better hope the bank itself goes bankrupt before its due

Question 19

I cant tell you that

Answer 19

Classified info?

Question 20

I dont believe in premarital sex

Answer 20

It does exist though

Question 21

See im not crazy

Answer 21

Well not about this anyways

Question 22

I bent my rebar

Answer 22

With your mind?

Question 23

Shit happens

Answer 23

Did you take the shit?

Question 24

Why are you so quiet

Answer 24

Im listening to the voices in my head?

Question 25

You look so serious

Answer 25

Im not serious youre just too relaxed

Question 26

Inappropriate comments

Answer 26

Taurus is going offscript

Question 27

I have a phd

Answer 27

You put the low ph in phd

Question 28

We’re out numbered

Answer 28

And out witted probably

Question 29

Its time to turn on the charm

Answer 29

From like a 1/10 to 1.5/10?

Question 30

Nobody ever died from hardwork

Answer 30

Yea but why take the chance

Question 31

Im bi

Answer 31

So what lots of people are bilingual

Question 32

This isnt star wars

Answer 32

Youre right this is too good for star wars

Question 33

You dont talk much

Answer 33

Why use many word when few word do trick

Question 34

You like playing devils advocate dont you

Answer 34

No i am the devil