Being Asked Challenging Questions Flashcards
Did you know youre really arrogant karl
I mean i try my best
Why are you so angry
My stomach is empty and my heart is full
Why dont you ever bring anyone to these functions
Cant, what if they know about each other then
Youre not as good looking as harpo
Yes but who is? You?
Cant you remember
What am i voltswagon i cant recall that much
Do you have a criminal record
Nothing worth bragging about like you geoff
Do you have any kids.
Not that i know of
Smartass quickfire reponse from others
I like your work
Karl are you asking him out?
If he wants me to? Im a nice person..
Hey you, do i know you
Im good for the money
Why are jones angry at us?
I wouldnt worry about it, they always angry at us
Do you do drugs
No im poor
What are you doing here
Im here to talk to pretty chicks. So. Hi.
No one likes you karl
Dont call yourself no one
You are unfair / you are ruthless
Dont hate the players man. hate the game
Can you stop being useless/stupid etc
Can you?
You think you can do better?
I cant do much worse
What did you do?
3 years
Pretty sure it was karl who made that fking offensive joke
Yea but you laughed didnt you..?
Are you racist
My only question is: is it all true
Are you antisocial
No but im not prosocial either
What do you do if you dont know the answer
Ask the geniuses on quora
Why are you spending so much money
Wait this isnt free?
Why did you buy that low value thing e.g. cheap car
Im just easily impressed ok
Are you offended karl
I would be if you were an anybody
Arent you worried about being single at your age?
Not really. Its not like theres more chinese dudes than girls
What are you doing???
I was actually hoping youd be able to tell me
Does two wrongs make a right
No but maybe three might
You dont want to drown do you
Not unless it was in a sea of love
Are you chinese
Sure why not
Whats your name?
Daniel cunningham
What happened
You happened
Can i help you?
Nobody can help me
Why did you get that haircut
They dont offer mullets
I heard you fked up the bracing
That sht was fucked the moment it left the concept stage
Are you looking after your family
Yea i mean i stopped drinking didnt i
Youve gotta earn the right to …
Im a take delivery now pay later kind of guy
Are you negative quality e.g. homophobic
No, should i be
Are you doing anything useful
The hell are you, the useful police?
Cuz thatd be pretty ironic wouldnt it
Youre not that good looking
Somehow ill live
Are you complaining?
I am criticising constructively
Dont you agree
I can but then we’d both be wrong
Why you so stupid karl
Because i thought you were a nice person
Who invited you
This kind of thing needed an invitation system?
You got a plan b?
I label my plans numerically
Whats your source?
Trust me bro
Isnt that copyright
Does that mean i have the right to copy
Whys she with you
Thanks bro
Have you ever built a deck
No i usually just take the deposit and walk away
Why dont you laugh
Cuz im not going to the bank
