Being Asked Friendly Questions Flashcards
Is mingyun coming
Well i think he always does but im not sure about alren
How are you
I dont know, but how could it be better than this
How do you get your iron (ie diet)
I go to the gym
What makes you happy
Ignorance, oxytocin
Did you go for an interview
Well it was really more of a formality
Whats your favourite animal
Tesla bull
How do you best learn?
I believe osmosis
Karl, salt and pepper?
No..i have black hair
Do you know who her friends are
Her best friends are diamonds
Will it he a boy or a girl?
Yes it will be a boy or a girl
How was your meeting?
I gave them nothing
Whats the resi team slogan
Money for nothing, chicks for free. Actually its the opposite of all of that
Why dont you ever bring a girl to a function
They might know about each other
What day is it
Today
Where bryan
Heaven
Did you buy her flowers
She sells flowers?
Wheres harpo
In my heart
Are you free on friday
Im worth at least a hundred dollars on any day
What did you have for breakfast
Intermittent fasting
Why you paying in cash?
Cause im dodgy
Hows enoch
Whos enoch
Are you happy
thinks. No im karl
What are star trek fans known as?
Virgins?
Do you feel the weight on your shoulders now that harpo is gone?
No…but i feel it around my waist
Are you lonely
No, i am karl
Whats a bond
My word
Whats the floor made out of?
Floor
Hows wife
Its relentless
How old are you
29…2 years ago
Where did you two meet
Rehab
What do you think about elevators
Its got its up and downs
Why did your date end early
I asked her what was she doing…for the rest of her life
Whats in paihia
Sin
Why are you laughing?
What are you the smile police
Do you surf
Only the web
Do you like your work
….
No….i dont get taken advantage of…
Do you use onenote?
No i use pen and paper
Amirite
Ya aint wrong…
Which university did you go to?
The university of wall street
Youre a senior engineer?
They just handing out titles to everybody
Is it three years for a couple to be defacto relationship?
Yes, but what happens if youre in a relationship with two people
How do you get to work?
Hot air balloon how about you?
Are you rich
Not yet
You excited
I alreaey got goosebumps
This should save me money
Sounds good mr krabs
Do you need anything from the architect?
Well i didnt want to mention it but my birthdays coming up
Would you live in greenlane?
If it doesnt have the work oaks in the name, im not interested
D0ing anything for the weekend?
Nobody has weekends around here
You going home?
Straight home. Aint passing no go. Aint collecting no $200
What is this? (Pointing to diagram on paper)
Ink
Whats your chinese name?
Yuan tang ping
Whats stopping you from achieving your dreams
… … …ethics…
Arent you cold
Most of the girls ive dated say no
Where are you going?
Hopefully heaven
What car do you drive?
Mark x. . Dairy owners fear me
Are you married
Not at this very moment
Where does arun live?
In the past
What did you need civil to fix?
At this point, probably bayonets
Did you just walk through the rain
Yes. Now i know what its like to chew 5 gum
Are you the team lead
Depends if you have a hard question
Are you chartered
No but ive got an attitude problem
Do you know why its called complications
Because its complicated?
Can we have the midfloor layout?
You cant handle the midfloor layout
Hows the cake taste
Its potable
What are the food options
Take it or leave it
What are you drinking karl
The koolaid apparently
Are you saying we arent cool
No im implying it
What is the slogan for tonkin and taylor
Yee haw
Want a lift
I dunno bro im pretty heavy
Do you need a receipt
No this is for me
Do you know the health and safety act 2015
Bro its 2023
Can you time me
Let me get my calender out
Whats this?
Its updog.
Whats updog?
Not much. How about you?
Whats your favourite band
Garmin fitbit 3
Can you talk real quick / can i have a quick chat
Noproblemicantalkfastas
How do you work up a sweat karl
Hear the word ird
How do you get your excitement
Revenge trading
Do you have a suit
Of armour??
Can you help me with this?
Whats in it for karl?
Are you coming?
Its double xp weekend
Whats yourfavourite line
Look at my pnl for 2023
Why do some people have high self esteem
They deleted instagram
Want to do something?
What do you think about robbing a bank
Can i ask about…
You can ask
You guys thought you can keep a good man down
Hows that relevant here
You all right?
Ill get back to you
Where do you live?
In the future
Whered you work?
Kainga ora 2077
Was this approved?
I believe in begging for forgiveness afterwards rather than asking for approval beforehand
What kind of trading do you do
Revenge trading
Do you have any health problems
Yea i do actually my heart. My doctor says its enlarged, like its too big
How did you learn to invest
Books. Investing for dummies and the complete idiots guide to stocks
Whats your trading strategy
Magic 8 ball
A ring should cost three months salary
I dont have a salary
Hi im looking for john peddleton
Did you get a haircut?
Na it just grew back into myself
Whats your love language
I think its money
Whats your favourite dinosaur
Thesaurus
Any other questions
Do you have the winning numbers for lotto this week
Where were you born?
First time china. Second time new york stock exchange
Isnt that something
That is definitely something
Are you going to france?
Why not? What have i got toulouse?
How would you do things differently
I wouldnt change a gawddamn thing
Whats the price of bitcoin?
0.05 million
How old are you
Old enough
Do you have bitcoin
Yes and its been going well. I just have one question about this stuff. What is a bitcoin
Hows retirement
Whos retirement
How did you get this gig
Nepotism
Can you be a contract engineer
Only if i get paid in cash
What pushed you to do it?
The invisible hand of the free market
Are you in any secret societies
Auckland property investors
What kind of car do you drive
Courtesy car
Have we met before?
No you must have met a different highly aloof, but also slightly funny guy
How is he so humble
Hes a warriors fan
Do you go clubbing
Does costco count
You know whats dead and never coming back?
Chivalry?
Do you have any serious medical conditions
I like spending time with damaged people
Are there many girls there?
Not physically
What do you do after work
What is after work?
What bank are you with
Bank of mum and dad
Whats your best pickup line
I have a weighted blanket that has improved my sleep by a statisitically significant amount..want to try it out
Want to come to the front?
Na i dont even know if im staying
Do you have a brother
Yea i got a printer at home
How do you take it (i.e. coffee)
Personally
What do you get up to in your spare time
Rollercoasters. People rollercoasters
How do you get downtown?
Well first you gotta meet the right person. Then you gotta say the right things
Anyone elses internet slow today
Lotto nz seems to load okay
You seen anyone from msc recently
Na i havent walked through the wine section of countdown in a while
How thick is it
As thieves
Whats there to see in napier
My rearview mirror as im speeding out of there
Who are you insured with?
Myself
What caused his blindness?
Greed
How do you make ai safe
Remove the power plug from the wall
Hoe do you take your coffee
For granted
What kind of steak do you eat
New world
What do you treat the flu
Money?
Do you like roller coasters
Physical ones yes. Emotional ones also yes
Do you like roller coasters
Physical ones yes. Emotional ones also yes
Is it an elite school
Elitist for sure
Is it an elite school
Elitist for sure
Why dont you get up early
And be up earlier than the servants?
Is he a good civil engineer
He knows his shit
Is he a good civil engineer
He knows his shit
What kind of cake do you like
Beef cake
What kind of ball sports do you play
Hardball
What do you weigh
The pros and cons of this conversation
Whered you go for your trip
Power
Whats the limit on this
The sky
How are you going from tokyo to soeul
Flattery
Was there a lot of biker gangs on the road today
I think the botanical gardens have their spring flowers open for viewing today
What are you trying to find
Peace
Whats your least favourite animal
Black swans
