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1
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Ive quit my job

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All good things must come to an end. And also your thing

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Thats my gib stopper

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He seems like a nice unsecured creditor

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3
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Eating at an expensive restaurant

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Man this stuff aint cheap, what are we eating, dinosaur?

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4
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Compliment from date

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Date feedback noted

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5
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Be frank

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But im karl

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6
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Watching reality tv

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When does this get to the reality part…

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7
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Crash here tonight karl

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Na man im gonna crash on the road

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8
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Karl you look miserable

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Im not miserable, you just too happy

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9
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Restaurant calling order number

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Yea im just a number to my boss as well

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10
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Shes a dentist

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Well nobodys perfect

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11
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You got a haircut

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It just keeps on growing

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12
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I came second

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So first loser eh..

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13
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I agree with her

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Youre both crazy

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14
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My fathers had heart bypass surgery

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I wish i could bypass MY heart

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15
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Dont forget to …

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As if i could

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16
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Nice professional comment

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Thanks..that helps with my imposter syndrome

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17
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Oh i think that options too expensive

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This capitalism thing…i dunno if its for me…

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18
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I want another kid

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Oh good i dont like our current one either

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19
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300 kpa bearing

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Ok leonidas

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20
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Thats a crappy car

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I bet it requires 98

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21
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I wanna live in russia

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Ok edward snowden

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22
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Architect says ko needs this by 3pm

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Theyre bluffing

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23
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Karl you were right

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Usually those words are put in different sentences…?

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24
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He had a second child

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With the same lady?

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25
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But im not a structural engineer

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Some days i feel the same

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26
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Karl doesnt do much all day

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Pay still comes in every two weeks

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27
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Happy birthday

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Thanks, but why not happy everyday

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28
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Wsp is merging with aecom

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Ramming two garbage trucks together dont get you a ferrari

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29
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Why are you nervous?

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Because chemicals in my brain are telling me to be nervous

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30
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See you tomorrow

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Not if i see you first

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31
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I got better things to do

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No you dont

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32
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I would never do that to you

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I would

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33
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Loud hollering

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He hasnt changed one bit

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34
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Describing outrageous cost of something

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Ill take 5

35
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Talking about my personal life

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Whats a guy gotta do to get some privacy around here

36
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Its like watching paint dry

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Staring dead ahead - sometimes paint can dry wrong and leave streaks

37
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Am i too soow? Or just bad at this

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Why not both

38
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technical talk

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Can you explain it to me in english

39
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Karl can eat 5 of those

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8

40
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Thanks for your help

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No worries. Some day and that day may never come i will call upon you to do a service for me

41
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Im going to try waterskiing today

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You got your will in place?

42
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Hes going to try get in your head

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I dont think theres much in here anyway

43
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I cleaned it

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Now it just looks regular dirty

44
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Technical dry explanation of things

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Is this guy fun at parties or what

45
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being shown a basic gadget with enthusiasm

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In 1960 they said we’d have flying cars by now. Instead we have basic gadget

46
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They let my colleague go

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So they fired him? Yes. But they kept YOU?

47
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Its unbelieveable

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Literally unbelieveable

48
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Should be ok, 16 out of 17 times it went ok

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What about the one time

49
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Bitcoin is down

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I just saw someone fall to their knees in paknsave

50
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unintentional rhyming

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Sounds good john keats

51
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I went to an auction in papatoetoe

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1 dollar reserve?

52
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Hes pretty loaded

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You mean hes shop at countdown loaded?

53
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being in a place with a lot of rocks

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This place rocks.

54
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Youve lost weight

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Yea i got rid of my deadweight team

55
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Im 29 today

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Hey youre in your prime

56
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I need a structural engineer

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And i need a friend. Maybe we can help each other

57
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Youre a bit of a smart ass

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My butt thanks you for the compliment

58
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Kari did more drugs on the trip

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I knew hes a person to take the high road

59
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Youve lost weight

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Yea its come off from my shoulders

60
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Now we’re even

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As long as we’re just counting this week :P

61
Q

Ive been baptised

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By fire?

62
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I work at consultancy

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How much are they paying you for your soul

63
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Ill see you there

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No ill see you there

64
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Dont let work dictate your life

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Guess all ive got left is my drinking then

65
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Its a blessing in disguise

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I wouldnt say theres any disguise

66
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I have a migrane

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From laughing too hard?

67
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Im going crazy

A

Again?

68
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Tourettes recoverees

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69
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Dont tell anyone

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Not even the internet?

70
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Married men live longer

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Or it just seems longer…

71
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I got a 8tb ssd

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Just enough space for one image of your mom

72
Q

Trust your feelings

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Ok obi wan kenobi

73
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Im going to kl

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Kings landing?

74
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Ive got two

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In case you ever make a friend

75
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Ive never had covid

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That virus wanted nothing to do with you

76
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Is that an expensive type of car

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Yes. If you dont know how expensive cars are how do you decide on your friends

77
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I like your shirt

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So do i

78
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You seem happier after a beer

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Yea its a one cidered conversation yknow

79
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Its not a race

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Me and my fellow rats say otherwise

80
Q

Its hot in here

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Thanks

81
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Ive got a lot of emails to deal with

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So what youre saying is your outlook is bleak

82
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That wont happen

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Your words ring true but the heart wants

83
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I got a sports tracking watch

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Arent you supposed to wear it on your ankle

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