Under The Ladder Rescue Flashcards
Door top
USES:
Kurt URSES draped over the top of the door, very uncomfortable
RIT activation with downed firefighter and block egress:
Kurt is draped over the door writing a WRIT of habious corpus to try to BLOCK a flock of EGRETS who are trying to get into the room.
Door Middle
Can be upper floor, below grade, or just as a mechanical advantage if you need to drag a heavy person a long way to the window.
The egrets say let’s leave an UPPER decker and start pooping on his head. But they are dumb and BELOW GRADE and poop on each other instead (“are we doing this right?”). One looks just like Jack Black from High Fidelity and says “no, DRAG man”.
Door low
Also for a civilian who is too heavy to carry down the ladder:
Heavy D tries shoving the egrets under the door with a ladder.
Right cabinet top
You need a ladder for Ingress first, then as a high point:
Open the cabinet door and find INGRID Bergman getting HIGH
Cabinet middle
Can marry the 24’ and 16’ roof ladder if it will reach the window sill.
Hear loud crashes coming from the cabinet. Open to find the MARRY of NERO who is smashing so many DISHES they REACH to the ceiling.
Cabinet low
If the window is wide enough place them side by side so you don’t have to move anything.
The stack of broken dishes is so high you open the bottom cabinet and pull out a SIDE by SIDE to drive over them.
Wall high (mirror)
Raise the 24’ several feet above the window for a high point:
You want to for NERO to stop so you string him up HIGH on the wall by his FEET
Middle wall mid (wine)
Use a shallow angle. Less stable but more room under the ladder.
Freyre dressed as a SHALLOW ANGEL is dunk off the wine and annoying as shit
Middle wall low
MUST be footed. Look for a way to secure the ladder. Footed. Tie off bottom rung. Buttress against a solid object.
You get annoyed at Freyre and play a joke by SECURING his feet together, TIE if off his BOTTOM and he says ‘oh you like my BUTT?’ And you string him up.
Wall corner high (above bed)
Once the FF is in the window, move the lower ladder so the side so that its not in the way of the ropes.
Tell Ayla to move her LIGHTER to the SIDE so that it won’t get knocked out of her hands by Freyre’s flailing ROPES
Wall corner mid (bed)
Can use one extension ladder.
Ayla says throws a fit ‘I only have ONE LIGHTER!’
Corner wall low (under the bed)
Raise to the sill of the window to gain access
A barking SEAL under the bed keeps knocking the bottom and tossing Ayla around
Ayla wall high (above window)
Once the FF goes in, raise the ladder several rungs above the window for a high point
RAYS of light are coming in the top of the window and making the opposite wall smoke
Ayla wall mid (window)
Downside is you lose your egress
A tiny EGRET climbs in the window and gets brutally eaten by the seal
Ayla wall low (under the window)
First FF goes in and starts to package the victim
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