Capitol Hill Flashcards
Wall High
Cable bundle from the ceiling: 300 N
Try pulling it from the ceiling and find out it starts a lawn MOWer hidden up there
Wall Mid
Thermostat: 500 N
LAW/Carlie complaining so much about the temp that I just rip it off the wall
Wall Low
Bottom of conduit: Zane
Zane Grey is lying on the ground touching the conduit, when the wires of the ripped out thermostat hit him it completes the circuit and fries him
He tries to get a VICTORY over CORTEZ, but Cortez takes a sword and cuts him right in half, ending him.
Locker 1 High
Top of locker: Girard
Girard Depardue crammed into the tiny space on the top but he’s too fat.
COLUMBUS comes after him but he remembers the dancing in blood thing and throws LEECHES at him to ward him off.
Locker 1 Mid
Door: Clinton
Bill Clinton sticking it in a glory hole in the door
His following has become so tiny that he can’t speak at West Capital but just EAST CAPITOL to another EAST CAPTIOL
Locker 1 Low
Inside the locker: 700 N
Open the door to find a cow sitting in there, looks at you and moos. Look at Clinton in disgust as you realize he was screwing a cow.
The cow EATS the CAPITOL and turns into CORTEZ
Locker 2 High
Top of locker: Columbus
Columbus is crammed into the top of the locker pissed off and trying to claim Girard’s locker as his own so he can stretch out
Locker 2 Mid
Door: Columbus Court
Columbus gives up and instead pull out a huge gavel and smashes the door to claim what’s inside
Locker 2 Floor
Inside the locker: Unnamed street
No name comedian guy peers out and starts poking dead Zane with his scisor gloves
Locker 3 High
On top of the locker: Desoto
Huge pile of risotto, steaming, rotten, stinking, and dusty. Who knows how long it’s been up there.
Carlie LAW tries to eat it but starts throwing up all over the place
Locker 3 Mid
Locker door: Second no name street
Mirror image of no name comedian comes out off the door and does the exact same thing
Locker 3 Low
Inside the locker: Cortez
Cortez had followed Columbus into the lockers. He has put a hole in the wall to eat the cow in the locker next to him.
Note: turns into 700 N
Chair
Other E Capitol
Small model of the capitol trying to eat the chair.
CAPITOL from the chair runs out like the book of monsters and EATS the COW, then CLINTON, then GERRARD
Bed
Leeches: 560 N
Pull the covers back and the bed is covered in leeches.
Note: Tiny Girard to E Capitol
