Thought Reminders

Question 1

Just because “Bible” doesn’t come up when I type “b-i-b-l” into the tv

Answer 1

Doesn’t mean these televisions are programmed against Christianity or Judaism

Question 2

What do you tell Ben when Susie comes in wearing sunglasses and it annoys the crap out of you?

Answer 2

Absolutely nothing because that’s toxic and accomplishes nothing. It also makes me look bad.

Question 3

How do I feel after looking for my reflection in people’s eyes all day?

Answer 3

I feel fuckin good. Like yes, this is what I should always do.

Question 4

What should you do whenever you talk?

Answer 4

Overdo mouth movements and pronounce every single syllable

Question 5

Nick, how do you drink responsibly when you do? What’s your secret?

Answer 5

Easy - I have a glass of water after my first three drinks. Then, I have a glass of water after every two!

Question 6

What is my rule regarding drinking?

Answer 6

Just because I’ve had a responsible night, doesn’t mean I have permission to ever not drink responsibly again