Fancy Replacements Flashcards
1
Q
You’re either sad, or you’re
A
Elated
2
Q
You’re either happy or you’re
A
Despondent
(Sad people ponder)
3
Q
Something is either big or it’s
A
Minuscule
4
Q
Something is either dumb or it’s
A
Sagacious
(Smart people’s tits sag)
5
Q
You’re either poor or you’re
A
Affluent
(Rich people are fluent in money)
6
Q
It’s either unimportant or it’s
A
Paramount
(A pair of mountains are important)
7
Q
It either happens often or it happens
A
Seldom
8
Q
Short-lasting
A
Ephemeral (ih-FEM-uh-ruhl)
9
Q
They’re either nowhere, or they’re
A
Ubiquitous
10
Q
It’s either amazing enough that you CAN put it into words, or it’s
A
Ineffable (so amazing you CAN’T put it into words)
11
Q
A kiss-ass
A
Sycophant (SIK-uh-fant. Fant rhymes with rant)
