The Leauge of Semi-Super Heros (El Grande De Sayer De Nay)

Question 1

If this is a message for You El Grande De Sauer De Nay

Answer 1

….Don’t bother pressing anything

Question 2

• And get out of the way. If this message is for the entire league, please leave it at the tone-

Answer 2

Told ya

Question 3

It could have been something. It might have been something

Answer 3

They only call’ cause they think were a joke

Question 4

You’ve upset the puddle

Answer 4

So what else is new?

Question 5

Hizth izth ridiculuzzz! They can’t take away our office, for feting out wowed . How will we do ouh bidness

Answer 5

Look around wabbit women. Don’t you see? Oh cmon! All of you? Any of you? Don’t you see?

Question 6

Well we’re wookin

Answer 6

I’m speaking metaphorically!

Question 7

He’s master of the obvious

Answer 7

Don’t you see this isn’t working! We have no business! In a year, nobody has called for our service. It can’t work! It will never work! Never never never

Question 8

There goes the puddle

Answer 8

Oh what else is new!

Question 9

Look out everyone the glass is half empty again

Answer 9

This time it’s completely empty. We’re being evicted. Carol is thinking of leaving

Question 10

Okay have a big gigantic ding dong cow!

Answer 10

I mean, who are we kidding? “Semi Superhero’s!” Our talents make no sense

Question 11

Human Puddle: Ordinary people with unusual skills helping other people in need

MotO:That’s the whole idea

Answer 11

Sounds good, Human puddle. Only one problem. Who needs stupid skills?

Question 12

My skiffs ant stoofid! Can you smock, snorkel AND smirk? I can!

Answer 12

Who cares?

Question 13

MotO: It may not be obvious to everyone but even if it is- doesn’t it follow, El Grande de Sayer de Nay, that you my also have a stupid skill?

All: HMMMMMMMMM?!

Answer 13

NO!

Question 14

We’re wisionaries

Answer 14

We’re the league of personality disorders!

Question 15

Maybe the word “semi” gave them pause

Answer 15

That’s it! El Grande de Sayer de Nay, proposes we disband!

Question 16

Ooooooooooooooooo

Answer 16

You heard me! Quit! We follow Carol on our of here.

Question 17

Push on Pushy bob!

Answer 17

No! This is the end. We have to accept that. I e have to be big enough to say yes to no!

Question 18

Thank you pushy bob. Look guys. I’m sorry but there is such a thing as appreciating the reality of a situation

Answer 18

Exactly, Carol. Reality! When we walk out that door, we must know who we are and always will be- unwanted, useless, distracting, irritating, unloved, and unlovable strange-ohs. When we walk out that door, we’re gonna know we face a world that has no isr for us and our hopeless, pathetic little lives!

Question 19

I’ll take the answering machine in lieu of a check. Good luck to all of you. And I really mean that

Answer 19

Bye, Carol, Bye

Question 20

She’s gone

Answer 20

We don’t need her

Question 21

Aren’t we gonna answer it?

Answer 21

No.

Question 22

But what if

Answer 22

What!!

Question 23

What if it’s a guy in St. Louis who can’t say no to a boss who keeps making him stay late to work and that’s ruining his home life

Answer 23

He needs help! He needs someone who can help him see the importance of saying no! Emphatically and often