The Leauge of Semi-Super Heros (El Grande De Sayer De Nay) Flashcards
If this is a message for You El Grande De Sauer De Nay
….Don’t bother pressing anything
- And get out of the way. If this message is for the entire league, please leave it at the tone-
Told ya
It could have been something. It might have been something
They only call’ cause they think were a joke
You’ve upset the puddle
So what else is new?
Hizth izth ridiculuzzz! They can’t take away our office, for feting out wowed . How will we do ouh bidness
Look around wabbit women. Don’t you see? Oh cmon! All of you? Any of you? Don’t you see?
Well we’re wookin
I’m speaking metaphorically!
He’s master of the obvious
Don’t you see this isn’t working! We have no business! In a year, nobody has called for our service. It can’t work! It will never work! Never never never
There goes the puddle
Oh what else is new!
Look out everyone the glass is half empty again
This time it’s completely empty. We’re being evicted. Carol is thinking of leaving
Okay have a big gigantic ding dong cow!
I mean, who are we kidding? “Semi Superhero’s!” Our talents make no sense
Human Puddle: Ordinary people with unusual skills helping other people in need
MotO:That’s the whole idea
Sounds good, Human puddle. Only one problem. Who needs stupid skills?
My skiffs ant stoofid! Can you smock, snorkel AND smirk? I can!
Who cares?
MotO: It may not be obvious to everyone but even if it is- doesn’t it follow, El Grande de Sayer de Nay, that you my also have a stupid skill?
All: HMMMMMMMMM?!
NO!
We’re wisionaries
We’re the league of personality disorders!
Maybe the word “semi” gave them pause
That’s it! El Grande de Sayer de Nay, proposes we disband!
Ooooooooooooooooo
You heard me! Quit! We follow Carol on our of here.
Push on Pushy bob!
No! This is the end. We have to accept that. I e have to be big enough to say yes to no!
Thank you pushy bob. Look guys. I’m sorry but there is such a thing as appreciating the reality of a situation
Exactly, Carol. Reality! When we walk out that door, we must know who we are and always will be- unwanted, useless, distracting, irritating, unloved, and unlovable strange-ohs. When we walk out that door, we’re gonna know we face a world that has no isr for us and our hopeless, pathetic little lives!
I’ll take the answering machine in lieu of a check. Good luck to all of you. And I really mean that
Bye, Carol, Bye
She’s gone
We don’t need her
Aren’t we gonna answer it?
No.
But what if
What!!
What if it’s a guy in St. Louis who can’t say no to a boss who keeps making him stay late to work and that’s ruining his home life
He needs help! He needs someone who can help him see the importance of saying no! Emphatically and often
