Sterotypes (Jay) Flashcards
Alright class lets settle down now (paper ball thrown at me)
Who did that??? I knew it. The government is coming after me. After the incident in Area 51, they’ve been hunting me down. I know too much, so now they’re trying to get rid of me.
Dune: This is why you have no friends
Clutterballs: Guys
Says the one who hangs out in the bathroom at lunch
What’s going on??? You hurt?? What’s happening?? Earthquake???
Don’t tell me they’ve come for me already
Do you want to hear something really sad? I saw a rainbow the other day and I couldn’t find the pot of gold even after going all the way to the end
What if the government took your bracelet so they can lure me out and then bam! They cut off my head and steal my shoes
Ooo, it’ll be just like “fight club” except where it really isn’t just like “fight club”
Imagine having movies as a personality trait
Imagine having conspiracy theories as their whole personality
I just can’t believe him. He thinks he’s so much better then me because he likes movies. Like hey, I love the Lego movie but I don’t go around making it my whole personality
I can’t believe this guy. Does he actually believe that the government is look for him?! He’s insane, always taking about the Illuminati or the Mayan calendar. Why can’t he talk about anything else? Maybe some movies he likes or what kind of food he likes
Why can’t he talk about anything else? Like, what’s his type, or what kind of restaurant he’d like to be taken out to?
In sync: Why can’t he tell me he likes me already?
In sync: Why can’t he tell me he likes me already?
Why don’t you start looking for it yourself rather then having us look for it?
Yeah!… why don’t you do it… we’re not your servants… who do you think you are?
We just don’t work
Maybe if you guys wore the tin foil like me, then you wouldn’t be brainwashed into breaking up
By the way we have a quiz
WHAT!?
