Scene Ten Flashcards
“DONKEY!!!” - Shrek
“Oh, sorry, I just got caught up in the magic of the night! The fireflies, that beautiful sunset…” - Donkey
“Goodnight.” - Shrek
“Uh-uh. No, sir. I’m sorry, but I did not come this whole way, puttin’ up with you and your body odor, just so you can let her walk away like that!” - Donkey
“What’re you talking about?” - Shrek
“Hey, I’m an animal, and I got instincts, and you two were obviously digging on each other.” - Donkey
“Oh, you’re crazy. I’m just bringing her back to Farquaad.” - Shrek
“Uh-huh. So you don’t have any feelings for her at all?” - Donkey
“Look, even if I did… and I’m not saying I do, ‘cause I don’t. She’s a princess and I’m…” - Shrek
“An ogre?” - Donkey
“Yeah. An ogre.” - Shrek
“She needs to know what you’re feelin’…” - Donkey
“Where are you going?” - Shrek
“To get more firewood. Before your fire dies.” - Donkey
(DONKEY exits. SHREK, left alone, ponders his options and then exits. DONKEY enters with firewood.)
Shrek, did you see that sunset. Man it’s dark out here. Good thing I’ve got this firewood. Shrek? Ooooh! Maybe he’s talking to the Princess? I’ll just see if they’re in the barn… together. Shrek? Princess? Princess Fiona? It’s very spooky in here, I ain’t playing no games…“ - Donkey
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shhhhh! No! No! It’s okay! Shhhh! Donkey, it’s okay!” - Fiona
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh no! Help! SHREK! Help me, Shrek!
Princess…? What happened to you?” - Donkey
“”By day one way, by night another - this shall be the norm, until you find true love’s first kiss and then take love’s true form.”” - Fiona
“That’s beautiful. I didn’t know you wrote poetry.” - Donkey
“It’s a curse. I’ve had it since I was a girl.” - Fiona
“A curse?” - Donkey
“A witch cast a spell on me. So now every night, when the sun goes down I become this… this horrible ugly beast!” - Fiona
“Wait a second, this is perfect!” - Donkey
“Perfect?! Donkey, if Lord Farquaad finds out I look like this, he’ll never marry me!” - Fiona
“So?” - Donkey
“So, I have to kiss my true love! The kiss is the only thing that will break the spell and make me beautiful.” - Fiona
“But you know… umm, you’re kind of an ogre, and Shrek… well, you’ve got a lot in common.” - Donkey
“Shrek?” - Fiona
“Yeah, if he knew all this, I think maybe—“ - Donkey
