Scene Eleven

Question 1

“Oh! Anxious, are we? You’re right. The sooner the better. There’s so much to do! Captain, ride ahead and tell them it’s a Code Red! We’ll be married by sunset!” - Farquaad

Answer 1

“Oh man, there’s nothing like a good night’s sleep.
(finishes stretch)
What I miss?” - Donkey

Question 2

“Fare thee well, Ogre.” - Fiona

Answer 2

“Shrek! What are you doing? You’re letting her get away! Look! There’s something you don’t know. I - I - talked to her last night and—“ - Donkey

Question 3

“Yeah. I know you talked to her last night. You two are great pals aren’t ya? So why don’t you follow her home.” - Shrek

Answer 3

“But Shrek, I want to go home with you.” - Donkey

Question 4

“Me? No! I live alone! My swamp, me. Nobody else, understand? Nobody! Especially useless - pathetic - annoying - talking donkeys!” - Shrek

Answer 4

“But— I thought—“ - Donkey

Question 5

“Then get out of my way.” - Shrek

Answer 5

“Well, there he goes again. Pushing everyone away. Just like he did to me. Just like he did to Fiona. You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings!” - Donkey

Question 6

“Mind your business, Duckie.” - Shrek

Answer 6

“She’s the princess who loves him.” - Shrek

Question 7

“Loves me? She said I was ugly! A hideous creature! I heard you two talking!” - Shrek

Answer 7

“She wasn’t talking about you! She was talking about, uh… somebody else.” - Donkey

Question 8

“She wasn’t talking about me? Well then who was she talking about?” - Shrek

Answer 8

“Ohhh, now he’s interested. Two minutes ago he was all, “Don’t talk to me! Go away! I don’t need nobody!”” - Donkey

Question 9

“Donkey! The wedding!” - Shrek

Answer 9

“Ha! I have a plan! Gather around!” - Donkey